lauren

the girl with the pennsylvania tattoo

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

[lauren @mualash]

silence is the best revenge but tbh sometimes people need to hear they’re awful lmao

[lauren @mualash]

🫣☝🏼

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who the FUCK is out here keeping Dr. Pepper in business

[lauren @mualash]

this weather ain’t it i need 80 degrees sunny weather and a vodka lemonade in my hand pleaaaaaase

[lauren @mualash]

there’s no way i’m old enough to remember something from 20 years ago oh my god

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

The Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner crossover episode premiered 20 years ago today

[lauren @mualash]

too much shady shit happening in the world and we still have the eclipse coming? i’m just staying inside with my crochet projects thanks

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

⚠️ DRAKE BELL JUST RELEASED A NEW MUSIC VIDEO EXPOSING PEDOWOOD ⚠️

[lauren @mualash]

i’ve also been crocheting a bunch of stuff so i’m just living my lil granny life at the ripe age of 26

[lauren @mualash]

success has been made tonight and i could cry 😭 it’s so yummy

[lauren @mualash]

UPDATE to the update i have a HEALTHY STARTER and am going to attempt this tonight. wish me luck 😅

[lauren @mualash]

started a sourdough starter last week and named her Amy. Amy had to get thrown out because she smelled like rotten shoes and wasn’t bubbly. Today we started Betty. please pray Betty is yummy and bubbly next weekend 😅

[lauren @mualash]

update: betty is gone too. this is not for the weak

[lauren @mualash]

remember when i was getting my wedding dress fitted for 2 hours and almost passed out so i had to sit on the floor in my gown like a damsel in distress lmao

[lauren @mualash]

@amills1001 🫡🫡

[lauren @mualash]

just call me sally the home maker bc i’m never going to buy store bought sandwich bread again 😝

[lauren @mualash]

let’s go birds 🦅

[lauren @mualash]

they should just end this raiders game here 😂

[lauren @mualash]

me to my husband

[lauren @mualash]

woke up 15 minutes late to work, spilled coffee everywhere, and then couldn’t log in for 2 and a half hours because of computer trouble. happy fridayyy

[lauren @mualash]

@zachlanebryan you were my husbands and i’s first concert together and first dance at our wedding. we love you 🫶🏼