M.

immigrant. very occasional tweeter. he/🤷‍♀️.

[M. @muchYorick]

really want to abandon (the website formerly known as) twitter but I don't know any other source for real time updates on 3rd-tier English women's football matches so 🤷

[M. @muchYorick]

@wearefoudys would this work on a shirt that came with the premier league patch on the sleeve? like, is the wnl patch big enough to just cover that up?

[M. @muchYorick]

this is the football I'm choosing to remember about today

[Nottingham Forest Women @NFFCWomen]

What a performance from The Reds! 👏

[M. @muchYorick]

no more penalty shootouts please, I can't take it

[M. @muchYorick]

me for the last week: it's great how unpredictable this world cup is

me now, watching #engnga: oh no not like this

[M. @muchYorick]

... o.k. now something has definitely happened

[M. @muchYorick]

thinking about all the americans that got up at 5 a.m. or earlier to watch nothing happen for 90 minutes #sweusa

[M. @muchYorick]

*120 minutes

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Stop what you are doing and watch this video with the SOUND ON 🥹🇲🇦

This is the moment tournament debutants Morocco realised they'd made it through to #FIFAWWC knockout stages at the expense of Germany 👏

[M. @muchYorick]

(o.k., Denmark ended up scoring against them from open play right at the end, but still)

[M. @muchYorick]

shame that Haiti #hai are about to go out of their first #FIFAWWC with 0 points entirely because they conceded a penalty in every game, which is just an incredible run of bad luck

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

Cool as you like.

😎 @laurenjamess22

[M. @muchYorick]

here we fucking go 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

WHAT A START! 🤩

[M. @muchYorick]

give that post player of the match #porusa

[M. @muchYorick]

someone let the Dutch know the USA haven't scored any yet and they can stop now #viened #porusa

[M. @muchYorick]

plus now I desperately need Hayley Raso to complete this hat trick; I am fickle

[M. @muchYorick]

didn't want to root against Canada 🇨🇦 but Australia 🇦🇺 exiting their home #FIFAWWC before Sam Kerr's even been able to play would be absolutely tragic so 🤷 that's where we're at

[M. @muchYorick]

both Colombian goals were exquisite. #gercol the best match of the tournament so far

[Her Football Hub @HerFootballHub]

Manuela Vanegas blows the roof off the place with a 97th minute winner for Colombia! 🤯🇨🇴
https://t.co/hNZR3c9Dw9

[M. @muchYorick]

pretty sure this was Jonathan Pearce who now (on #frabra) is waxing lyrical about how at Canada 2015 players didn't dive or dissent like they do now. oh why can't these professional footballers be less competitive/more demure??

[M. @muchYorick]

just realized this was the same bloke commentator that's been annoying me (and, from the looks of Twitter, everybody) all #WEURO2022

[M. @muchYorick]

#nzlphi #FIFAWWC

[M. @muchYorick]

absurd. if this is offside, the definition of offside should change. if should have to be detectable by the human eye.

i.e., if the linesfolk *couldn't possibly have seen it*, var shouldn't overrule them

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

New Zealand was called offside here on a potential game-tying goal 👀

What do you think of the call?

[M. @muchYorick]

in just four years I've gone from "I do not understand the offside rule" to "I absolutely understand the offside rule AND IT IS WRONG"

... what has happened to me