Jeffrey Albus

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

@Selkis_2028 “Only a fool would vote on crypto alone

Americans should not prioritize their own selfish financial interests over broader societal and ethical concerns”

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

I dream of a utopian future in which the seasoning is equally distributed to both sides of each potato chip.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

@TmthyPatrick I like your photography. Superb work

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

@TmthyPatrick Mmhm, it's a fair point. Demands a case by case judgement.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

It's been 37 years, and I still haven't forgiven @JohnLithgow for *the slap* in 'Harry and the Hendersons.'

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

One of my favorite yearly rituals is having no idea that the Super Bowl happened until it's already over, and only finding out about it because of some stupid controversy not even related to sportsball.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

Geese are a malevolent force.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

If I could eat all the potatoes on earth, I would do it.

[CryptoAidIsrael @CryptoAidIsrael]

Please share this video to show how your support drives real change through @zakaHQ.

Zaka has the noble mission to bring the murdered Israelis to a dignified burial.

Your crypto helped buy protective gear for Zaka volunteers.

Thank you for your compassion 🙏
#CryptoAidIsrael

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

All I want from life is a mystical amulet to purposefully clutch in the dead of the night whilst muttering invocations to the spirit realm.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

This account only exists so that if I’m ever involved in a massive #crypto scandal, John Oliver will have something funny to read while roasting me on Last Week Tonight.

Fingers crossed.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

'Discovery' should have done an episode where it's revealed that the warp core is actually powered by Gene Roddenberry spinning so rapidly in his grave that it creates perpetual energy.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

One of my biggest futurist media dreams is that someday soon, we'll be able to reassemble an AI hallucinated Orson Welles cut of 'The Magnificent Ambersons,' recreated solely from surviving footage, the shooting script, and the director's personal notes.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

In Tomorrowland, subject matter attestations are the only job AI hasn’t replaced.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

@elonmusk Taking social polls seriously without getting rid of bots and sock puppet accounts first is more like 'deus ex machina', @elonmusk.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

Spaghetti is poorly designed. It doesn't even fit in the pot you're supposed to boil it in until it's already been cooked.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

@painswitch @onceatraveler Updated. Cheers

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

@painswitch @onceatraveler There was a long list to work through! So many fake outs. Which one did we drop? I'll add it in.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

A rich person doesn’t have to tell you they’re rich. They just need the right avatar.

[Jeffrey Albus @muchfunsuchjeff]

"The total decentralization of democracy into the hands of the populous it serves would render all representational figures obsolete," he screamed into the void.