GINGER THE CAT

feed me, be nice to me and i will probably fall in love with you sooner or later

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

@MuffinandKara pretty

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

wow haven't been on twitter for a while now, almost forgot how to speak in human

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

@aaronpaul_8 i like your product.

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

@BarackObama Yo. Can I be a president too?

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

KISS ME HARD BEFORE YOU GO

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

I don't have to wear clothes #perksofbeingacat

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

@Davemoug @Illarmol Sins? What sins?
i am ginger the cat, as you see

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

@Illarmol @Davemoug No

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

people think they own cats
the truth is
cats own people
#CATUMINATI

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

or maybe
there are two things i want to eat: you and food. depends on you. i don't judge

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

There are two things I want to do with my mouth: eat food and kiss you #PickUpLines

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

@Davemoug You're 1 step closer to your dream, so shut up and be pleased!

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

@edsheeran NO SRSLY. why did you write a song about a chicken? maybe draw some chicken legs on your guitar instead of paws.. #angry

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

@StuartCamp HEY. does Ed speak in Cat?

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

@MycroftLuvzCake is she single

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

and i'm fat enough why would i want to have extra 21 grams

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

they say gingers don't have souls. i will start to care about not-having-something when i won't have food anymore

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

Your face makes me wanna purrr #PickUpLines

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

@__GrumpyCat dude wow can you stop being so depressed

[GINGER THE CAT @muchginger]

@shootingstaaars you better love us