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😤👌🏻

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[༒︎ @cinemetary]

i love having amc a-list like yeah i’m gonna go see some BULLSHIT with my passes and what about it

[Rachel A DeMita @RADeMita]

me to my cat when he starts scratching the furniture

[OMG HI KITTY!! @CatMacroz]

Oh, me? I'm not watching the super bowl tonight. I'm watching the kitten bowl.

[👩🏾‍💻 @pinkstape]

having an email job and getting tired after sending 3 emails in a row

[bia @LNFOURS]

girl there are 4 books about why this is horrible

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

He meets with Mamdani one time and immediately tries to step his swag up

[Mike @mikenewyawk]

My mayor is not a sexual predator or a 70 year old pretend superhero who wears a beret

[james hawkins @james406]

what you think matters in a career:

- working hard
- showing up early
- keeping a long-term view

what ACTUALLY matters:

- hopping on a quick call
- how many quick calls you hopped on
- how fast you were able to hop on a quick call

[hannaheve @eviemoon44]

just found out i’m chopped and also unc

[✶ @uxcel]

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think i'd go to bed earlier

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[culture @notgwendalupe]

the life of a showgirl

[shi @afterlauqhter]

people who design apps have no regard for muscle memory fr i’m gonna crash out if i click this new create button instead of library one more time on spotify

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sorry you're telling me the pope's alma mater has won multiple NCAA championships

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

(BREAKING) HABEMUS MFIN PAPAM!!!!!!!!!!!