Auspiciously Curious

In life you are either the Chicago style pizza, or the New York style pizza. There is none in between

[Auspiciously Curious @muchobasado]

Heres to me hoping ill get a wife who'll watch BGS with me while wearing a bunny suit

[Lei Gong @gonglei89]

30 years of cultural self infantilization gets you this aesthetic gap.

[Łunar @pluslunar]

Anyone who bought this and supported this. Fuck you.

[Hokago Table Talk ✝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧⚡️⚪️ @htt_tnd]

Women need to be socialized in such a way that sex with anyone but their husbands is as unthinkable to them as canibalism.

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

yeah this has basically been the norm since 2017 like women literally asked for this lol

[Katie🏳️‍⚧️ @MurdocksMother]

We can NOT be serious right now.

[Nergal @Plasma_Legion]

Most men actually do do this, and when they attempt to escalate, they get harangued for "only pretending to be her friend."

[Kashi @JackSablier]

Si yo fuera Lelouch no hubiera hecho ninguna revolución, me iba con ambas a una cabaña a hacer más hijos que el Emperador.

[Team Comedy! #AF2026 @Songbeeeee]

He’s right, I hate when I look something up and it shows me 4 results and the rest are shorts that usually aren’t even related, it’s so annoying, the app has become so useless

[based_guns🧯 @based_guns]

people in the comments acting like its not going to be the most vantablack niggercoal imaginable considering all actual talent left the studio like 10 years ago

[smartass (skinwalker of the east) @smartassrhjz]

If you make a movie with a plot so straightforward women can understand it instead of having to ask their men what's going on you'll see millions of sub 90 IQ takes from women on Twitter

[DianeAside @FeitalityXD]

Feminists when you see men as people:

[Fractal @Frac_Sauce]

Current #1 ranked foid btw

[𝕽𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖔 (Cahm Ahn Ingerland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿) @RolloRouen]

“Why do I find this 6’5”, world famous football player attractive??? 🤣😉🌺💖”

- women, I guess

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

Ugly five head bitch who’s mean to you or sexy bayou tomboy who helps you out? Is this supposed to be a hard choice?

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Another CHUD VICTORY

[Jab @jaboosle]

This is why purely online games suck. When they go, they go. All your progress, all your time spent, your purchases, your collections. Just gone. Nintendo should have done better and made it offline like with Animal Crossing Pocket Camp

[Abdallah @AbdallahNATION]

No refunds or partial refunds to people who spent money on it over the years.

No offline version, unlike Animal Crossing Pocket Camp.

Classic mobile game rug-pull, especially in the wake of PlayStation’s drama.

Yiiiiiiikes. 😬

[🌘ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡ @revenant_MMXX]

Letting prostitution be normalized as a safe, easy thing you do from the comfort of your own bedroom is one of the worst societal mistakes ever made