The Wet Bandit

Marv

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

Taxi > Uber on way back from airport

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In my mid 20s and still run up the stairs 3 at a time when no one is watching

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Name brand desk chairs have to be up there with the most overpriced items

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We need more food trucks in Lincoln park

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Never once ordered fajitas that came with an adequate amount of tortillas

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

Jumping rope is 10x harder than you remember

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

6th grade flex

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

What show intro song does your head jump to after the HBO static?

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

@SummitCountyGov @Apple can we get the transit Apple Maps integration available in Breckenridge please

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

Had a dream last night where all of my friends were making fun of me because I haven’t updated my drivers license to a “Real ID”. Absolutely humiliated

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

Gonna start my presentation to the client tomorrow morning asking them to rise and join my in reciting the pledge of allegiance

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

The alias Twitter has been fun but I think it may be time to move on to alias LinkedIn like a mature adult

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

@akabuzzer Lutz your take here on point. Jersey mikes club sub mikes way is different different. #jerseymikestravels

Also potbelly anywhere outside of chicago is garbage.

Carry the hell on.

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

@elliotg0922 Mine was on scantron

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Wayfair really dipping their toes into every market these days

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

Once again Amazon knows what I want before I do

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

@akabuzzer This is definitely an honorable mention

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

Top 3 ice cubes:
1. pellets (like chick fil a)
2. Little perfect cubes with the dimples
3. Big whiskey spheres

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

I’d like to know what decade of architects collectively got together and decided “you know what I’m sure they won’t want a ceiling light in the living room”

[The Wet Bandit @muckbarn23]

Found out where chipotle stocks the plastic forks and I have begun planning my heist