Petey Griff

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

Makes so much sense now after looking at you

[DEACTIVATED @thrasherxy]

how it started, how it's going: it's called a "slave iron bit"

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

All girls on hinge be like: “let’s make up a fake story on how we met 🤪”

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

“You should not go out with me if you’re republican” yeah you should kys

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

If you let a dog actively lick you in the face. You’re a serial killer

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

Muted the word "gofundme" a few months ago and i haven't seen a single nonbinary person on my timeline since

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

What’s up with broads who drive jeeps and have a bunch of ducks on their dash

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

If you’re a girl and can’t make it in life, go be an esthetician

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

@dinkleberg212 I’m gonna fuck you

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

People that have phone cases that charge their phone are fucking f4gs

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

@getrichwitdean Is Aaron rodgers that guy always on the pat mcafee show?

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

Met my future wife today.

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

HAHAHAHAHA so funny such a funny coach so funny

[JPA @jasrifootball]

Reporter: What is your vision for Apple?

Mike McDaniel: “A fruit…oh ELI Apple!”

😂😂😂

(via @KingOfPhinland)

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

All the broads I went to college with look like her in NYC

[rania @user195793689]

newyork gotta be a fucking joke

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

Fell in love with a stripper last night.

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

If you dress up for the Barbie movie you’re definitely queer

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

If you have hey dudes you have to turn in your man card

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

We snapped a little bit last night and she unadded me today

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

Finally got my first asian girls snap from hinge 😈 #thisisjustthebeginning

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

Broad asked if I was in a fraternity in college and I said yes and she unmatched with me

[Petey Griff @muckinstews]

I’m all for this. Gas them bitches up

[debo @killmefam]

Hear me out; Auschwitz but for potheads