Makoto Take

Pogchamp in the skreets, Mathematician in the sheets

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

What I wouldn't give to hear @Jomboy_ say "🎶Welcome back to the showw, we're gonna watch some BAGGAGE!🎶" just one more time😢

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

@mattyfbrown Jody takes the team to OKC 💀

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

Yall ever just stare wistfully at nothing in particular?

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

They’ve got Freebird playing softly over the PA in the kosher deli while I’m trying to eat my challah blt and take my lil statistical learning notes. Life is good.

[Whitney Leaming @wleaming]

A young boy plays the piano in a Kharkiv hotel lobby as unconfirmed reports come in that Russians troops are advancing on the city.

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

@Virtual_Riot Shouting out our Catbug totem made my fucking lifffeee ❤️ Thank you for one of my favorite sets ever and noticing us, senpai 🥰

[FLOOD @tonyshhnow]

I got some shit to say @adam22 @nojumper

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

@z4hn43 Get them all

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

If you think any of this is weird/tmi, come back to me after you’ve had a tub each of kimchee and greek yogurt and just try to tell me that your probiotic fueled super gut and subsequent anaconda stools you’re summoning out your ass doesn’t make you feel like Thor. I dare you.

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

Ever take one last look at the shit you just shat with a sad disappointment at how small it is? Bc on the flip side, there are few things that give you such a high sense of pride & accomplishment as one long & impressive dook. No cracks, a consistent texture. Sensational.

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

@ericsucksass @PaulJRessler

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

@GrumboLord yeah I was going to get the "Crumbgo dos Grumbledoor" but I can't have gluten or shellfish, so I thought the "Smimfg, smimfg smimfg! smimfg?" sounded interesting. What'd you get?

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

@ericsucksass ❤️❤️❤️

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

Following up but this time I have great news and terrible news. The great news is that the surgery was a complete success and I’m already home just 24 hours later! The terrible news is that THEY WONT LET ME KEEP ME OWN GODDAMN APPENDIX ?!?! “wE gOtTa DeStRoY iT” stfu 😡 its MINE.

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

Ok folks, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that I have appendicitis (an infected appendix) 😧 The good news is that I’ll soon be taking a very special little appendix back home with me to start a brand new life together ☺️

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

(Also that I’m all good and caught it super early before it had the chance to get to be big puss-y swollen boi and rupture inside me like Houdini)

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

@uncle_drew97 Love u dawg ❤️ Thank you

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Types of Scientific Paper https://t.co/crpSNv9Er5

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

@ericsucksass Don’t you mean it isn’t how thats spelled, it’s spelt that’s not thats?

[Makoto Take @MuckoDough]

Yall ever stare at a word and think ...😑 that can't be how that's spelled 🤨

[RΞZZ @OfficialRezz]

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