Vho Mudau

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[Vho Mudau @mudau_tee]

@UtdTony1 Who's fooling who

[Ishaq Samaila @ishaqsamaila5]

BREAKING 🚨 🚨
During a rôbbery in Zimbabwe, the thiêf shouted to everyone in the bank:

“Don’t move! The môney belongs to the State — your lives belong to you.”

Everyone in the bank lay down quietly.
This is called “Changing the way of thinking” — shifting the traditional mindset.

When a woman lay provocatively on a table, the thief shouted:
“Please be civilized! This is a robbery, not a råpe!”

This is called “Being Professional.” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the robbers returned home, the younger thiêf (who had an MBA) said to the older thiêf (who had only finished sixth grade):
“Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”

The older thiêf replied:
“You’re so stupid! There’s too much money — it’ll take forever to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we stole.”

This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more valuable than academic qualifications!

After the rôbber's left, the bank manager told the supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said:
“Wait! Let’s take $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million we’ve already embezzled.”

This is called “Going with the flow.” Turning a disadvantageous situation into an advantage!

The supervisor then said:
“It would be great if there was a rôbbery every month.”

This is called “Killîng boredöm.” Personal happiness is more important than work.

The next day, the news reported that $100 million had been stolen from the bank.
The rôbber's counted and counted but only found $20 million.
Furious, they complained:
“We risked our lives and only got $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million in an instant! Looks like it’s better to be educated than to be a thièf.”

This is called “Knowledge is as valuable as gold.”

Meanwhile, the bank manager smiled, relieved that his stock market losses were now covered by the robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity."” Dare to take risks!

So… who are the real thievés?

Just for fun😆

#followerseveryonehighlights

[𝕬𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖔'𝖘 𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓🏀 @Atine30]

After 6 rounds and he says "your future husband will really enjoy you"

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Bro to Bro

No matter the situation is.

Never date or sleep with another man's wife

Even if a woman doesn’t respect herself.

But be a king enough to Respect your fellow brother

Dropping his wife panties is not only a disrespect to him but to his clan and his entire ancestors

[NtsikiMazwaiMedia @ntsikimazwai]

Why do blacks who went to white schools think they are smarter than blacks who didn’t???

Is it part of the colonial brainwash? To think proximity to whiteness is an achievement?

[Vho Mudau @mudau_tee]

@MDNnewss Ende natopfa unga kha heyo relationship ahuna direction nivha nopfa zwone badi , houļa uvha on off ramp akha iñwe ..

[Vho Mudau @mudau_tee]

@SimplyCarol8 @Hollywoodbets Vinicious Junior

[Vho Mudau @mudau_tee]

@damandivhuwo111 Ndi nne

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Satan stopped being my problem when I stopped being a Christian. Religion gives you lots of imaginary enemies and heroes.

[Vho Mudau @mudau_tee]

@damandivhuwo111 ❤️

[Vho Mudau @mudau_tee]

@Ms_Gorgeous85 Hi

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

ICC wants to use African countries to settle their score, If Putin has committed crimes, why don’t they go & arrest him like they did with Muammar Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein whom they killed saying they were resisting arrest. Let the ICC go to Russia & arrest Putin themselves.

[Vho Mudau @mudau_tee]

@thee_bridge96 Y are you single?

[Vho Mudau @mudau_tee]

True

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

If You Teach People How To Catch Fish. 5 People Will Show Up. If You Give People Fish. 500 People Will Show Up. Most People Don't Want A Solution To Their Poverty. They Just Want To Eat.

[Vho Mudau @mudau_tee]

@damandivhuwo111 O nakesa ❤️

[Vho Mudau @mudau_tee]

@damandivhuwo111 Ndivhuwo

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Lest we forget. Solomon Mahlangu was executed today; 06 April 1979. Long Live #SolomonMahlangu! Long Live! #RememberSolomonMahlangu

[Vho Mudau @mudau_tee]

@Terrimudau Ubva Tswinga Gota ri rothe PhalaPhala FM

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Men stop dating broke ladies. Stop helping struggling ladies. Stop loving ladies at their lowest. Stop feeling pity for a ladies who can't make a living for themselves. Ladies don't look back after finding themselves. 🤌🏾

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

This is better than drawing a part of a leaf and naming parts of a locus.