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During a rôbbery in Zimbabwe, the thiêf shouted to everyone in the bank:
“Don’t move! The môney belongs to the State — your lives belong to you.”
Everyone in the bank lay down quietly.
This is called “Changing the way of thinking” — shifting the traditional mindset.
When a woman lay provocatively on a table, the thief shouted:
“Please be civilized! This is a robbery, not a råpe!”
This is called “Being Professional.” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the robbers returned home, the younger thiêf (who had an MBA) said to the older thiêf (who had only finished sixth grade):
“Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older thiêf replied:
“You’re so stupid! There’s too much money — it’ll take forever to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we stole.”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more valuable than academic qualifications!
After the rôbber's left, the bank manager told the supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said:
“Wait! Let’s take $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million we’ve already embezzled.”
This is called “Going with the flow.” Turning a disadvantageous situation into an advantage!
The supervisor then said:
“It would be great if there was a rôbbery every month.”
This is called “Killîng boredöm.” Personal happiness is more important than work.
The next day, the news reported that $100 million had been stolen from the bank.
The rôbber's counted and counted but only found $20 million.
Furious, they complained:
“We risked our lives and only got $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million in an instant! Looks like it’s better to be educated than to be a thièf.”
This is called “Knowledge is as valuable as gold.”
Meanwhile, the bank manager smiled, relieved that his stock market losses were now covered by the robbery.
This is called “Seizing the opportunity."” Dare to take risks!
So… who are the real thievés?
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Bro to Bro
No matter the situation is.
Never date or sleep with another man's wife
Even if a woman doesn’t respect herself.
But be a king enough to Respect your fellow brother
Dropping his wife panties is not only a disrespect to him but to his clan and his entire ancestors
Why do blacks who went to white schools think they are smarter than blacks who didn’t???
Is it part of the colonial brainwash? To think proximity to whiteness is an achievement?
ICC wants to use African countries to settle their score, If Putin has committed crimes, why don’t they go & arrest him like they did with Muammar Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein whom they killed saying they were resisting arrest. Let the ICC go to Russia & arrest Putin themselves.
If You Teach People How To Catch Fish. 5 People Will Show Up. If You Give People Fish. 500 People Will Show Up. Most People Don't Want A Solution To Their Poverty. They Just Want To Eat.
Men stop dating broke ladies. Stop helping struggling ladies. Stop loving ladies at their lowest. Stop feeling pity for a ladies who can't make a living for themselves. Ladies don't look back after finding themselves. 🤌🏾