King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️

Get big on Tik Tok or die. Drummer for @arcadia_grey 27/He/They

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

I don’t agree with religion a lot, but the ‘don’t work on Saturday/sunday’ stuff does seem pretty awesome

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@burkeismadtired Conor is getting Green Day to headline Faux next year

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@catchthetake @tenmosummerband Wouldn’t beefing with another, bigger band, be more attention and clout? Doesn’t leaving them out of it bring less attention? Confusing point.

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@AndrewKosz1984 The data that lacks any accounting of inflation? And specifically excludes gig workers/contractors/self employed peoples?

Putting 2 graphs together without context proves nothing.

Account for inflation, include workers who earn outside of salaries/wages.

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

Couldn’t have chosen a worse time for this outside of March 2020.

‘Our grocery stores are awesome because they stock things you can’t afford, that will all make you sick’. And don’t even get me started on the colonialism required to have this produce out of season…

[Emma Camp @emmma_camp_]

If you want evidence that capitalism is a force for good, just visit a grocery store.

My ode to the humble American supermarket, for @WSJFreeEx

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@NookCrannyy Maybe it’s like an El Niño effect. Maybe it’s government/private companies. Maybe it’s Mayballine. Maybe we’re cursed or maybe it’s

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

Did they deregulate air quality alongside the food? My seasonal allergies are maybe the worst they ever been

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@jakeesebbens Keep telling yourself that, maybe one day it’ll be true

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@jakeesebbens Oh shit, I’ll start believing you and stop believing everyone who is in the same position as me, where poverty does actually exist, and groceries are actually expensive.

If you don’t want to live in reality then stop dragging me into your fantasy world. Don’t respond.

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@jakeesebbens Straight up not how words or context works at all. It’s kinda on me for assuming someone who suckles capitals teet might have paid any attention in English class

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@jakeesebbens It was 1. There’s no other hyperbole.

Maybe you can afford groceries. Too bad there’s other people who have other experiences.

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@AndrewKosz1984 Ur a bot

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@jakeesebbens Wait, this whole time you were arguing with 1 hyperbole? Do you feel good about it?

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@burkeismadtired It’s been long enough I think they can drop ‘formerly elbo room’ and try to exist as their own thing at least

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@jakeesebbens Hahahaha I guess they were all recalled for being too healthy and making people too healthy lmao

-it’s not making us sick
-the recalls were real
Now mix those 2 things you said and make it make sense. Or just keep laughing, we’ll all burn together either way

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@patrick_mooney Kamala straight up wanted to ‘build the wall’. Not metaphorically, she wanted to fund Trumps wall. And people were surprised when she lost

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@jakeesebbens I guess all those recalls are fake then? And you’re supposed to be some authority? Get a life

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@Oranos8310 @timeisaflat0 @uptowndonkey0 Good point, you’d need a woman to want to have a child with you for this hypothetical to play out. Not realistic.

[King Pirate of Arcadia Grey ⚰️ @muddcoop420]

@EmoEthie I think there’s a world where we could morally have them. It’s just not a capitalist world. Not a colonial world.

I’m no isolationist but neither am I a colonist. I’m like… something else