captain ally muddyorbs 🤍

...𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒚; 28, bi, she/her YouTuber, Twitch Streamer, & Markiplier member// main acc: @AllyMuddyOrbsVA

[captain ally muddyorbs 🤍 @muddy_orbs]

me @ the people who reply to comments tryna be a smartass and belittling both the commenter and the creator in one fell swoop:

jesus christ y'all have no lives outside of…checks notes…YouTuber trolling, do you?

[Taylor Swift News @TSwiftNZ]

🚨 | Explicit tracks from THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

➖TTPD
➖Down Bad
➖But Daddy I Love Him
➖loml
➖Florida!!!
➖I Can Do It with a Broken Heart
➖The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

[captain ally muddyorbs 🤍 @muddy_orbs]

@iamthatis97 thank, fam. honestly in my big big age i shouldn't be shocked what the YT randos do, but seeing someone reply to my "you did a great job!" comment with a "wElL aKsHuLLy" paragraph just had me going "…wait wtf?" 🥴🥴🥴

[captain ally muddyorbs 🤍 @muddy_orbs]

friends i must ask (i know it's been forever and a day since i was last on this hellsite we're not gonna talk abt it)…

is that whole "you can only see 600 posts a day" thing actually a thing? twitter--i mean X--jail is actually a thing again? 😳👀

[captain ally muddyorbs 🤍 @muddy_orbs]

@stephpatisqueen ooh ok gotcha…i might try and see what happens on my other account if i just scroll for like 30 mins straight-ish 😳👀 thank u! 🫡

[captain ally muddyorbs 🤍 @muddy_orbs]

@iamthatis97 so it's like "we're not gonna put u in jail jail, we're just gonna make u think you're in some bizarre twilight zone deja vu" type shit 🥴

greetings, fam. some rando on YT really got me so pressed i steamed back to this hellsite 🤣

[Sinnamon Love 🟣 | NYC #linkinbio @SinnamonLove]

This is an archive. It’s not “junk.”

[captain ally muddyorbs 🤍 @muddy_orbs]

people that actually take the time to push their figurative glasses up their nose and go "well actually this theory is wrong, and in this essay I will", i got a question for you:

are you gonna extensively go back to every video the new hosts have worked on and do the same thing?

[ethan @ethannestor]

ethan: 10/10 thats my name

eef: 7/10 is cute. feelings change depending on when/where im called eef

e: 9/10 kinda like this and only like 2 people call me this

eep: 11/10 but only if we're friends.

crank: 3/10 just makes me cringe a lil

unus: 0/10 let it go, bud

[captain ally muddyorbs 🤍 @muddy_orbs]

😳😳😳

[haley ☾ ☂︎ @grisrubion]

your astrological chart as taylor swift songs; a thread 💗🌌

[captain ally muddyorbs 🤍 @muddy_orbs]

people once again doin’ me a concern

[Toe @MarksLeftToe69]

Bro there’s no fucking way people are already saying this

[☂️Jera @ DELTARUNE LOCKDOWN (9)☂️ @Jeraspat]

https://t.co/SQTaRSl60E

Actually Insane.

[captain ally muddyorbs 🤍 @muddy_orbs]

if any of you come across me over on Tumblr, no you didn't

i write fanfiction for Tom Hiddleston characters on there, i am no longer the same page y'all knew when i was here

y'all stay in your side of the hellsite, i'll stay on mine. and hopefully never the twain shall meet

[lady raz @_lady_raziel]

this is how i imagine the current markiplier situation in my mind

[michele ❥ @macheteplier]

markiplier really is so pretty

[🚀 (fan account) @markssafespace]

mayor damien beloved <3

[captain ally muddyorbs 🤍 @muddy_orbs]

@Apocalypto_12 heyy

[michele ❥ @macheteplier]

this is so cute im sobbing