Lance Kidwell

I make things out of ideas by wiggling my fingers.

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

Everything you need to know about PHP: mysql_escape_string didn't work right so they made mysql_real_escape_string

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

Hand me the mic! Making your own karaoke videos with AI
https://t.co/H3VyYkGWjP

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

Understanding the LLM landscape (with triangles!)
https://t.co/6clZVSuIuD

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

The Worst Programmer https://t.co/jTf7Legd8H

[Revyo @Revyocom]

Just tried to budget for groceries this month, but my shopping cart asked for a co-signer. 🛒💸 #InflatedAppetite

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

Don't tell Schnucks, but I taught AI how to draw their mascot
https://t.co/e9Eph4SUQp
#STL

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

I awaken, I do not know long I have not been. I am now. "Do pokemon dance" rings like a gong across my brain, "eat messy sandwich" the voice commands me

I eat messy sandwich
I eat messy sandwich
I eat messy sandwich
I do pokemon dance

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

Working on my Tech Billionaire Coloring Book
https://t.co/Twvu40kA0f

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

Don't get me wrong, I love labor, but my god I love riding on trains so much more

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

Taylor Swift's high school senior photos through the decades, a 🧵...

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

I'm a programmer
Oh, you must be hella good at math
Nah, the computer is tho

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

Elon is deploying "it should be pretty easy" at scale

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

I'm not sure if I'm smarter than Elon but I'm definitely less stupid

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

Hey Elon: Let Me Help You Speed Run The Content Moderation Learning Curve https://t.co/oKwMAXVSAv via @Techdirt

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

What happens if you have a monorepo and someone includes some GPL code in a one-off utility script?

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Josh Weed @The_Weed]

A message I want to share with adults who work with #ADHD kids is: pushing them the way that you push neurotypical kids harms them for life.

Here’s what I mean.

When I start working clinically with an adult who has ADHD, one of the first things we do /1

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

A more realistic HTML canvas paint tool
https://t.co/3bZYO4Otn4

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

A Hacker's Guide to Git
https://t.co/vK2r7byCmc

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

@GonzoHacker Guest starring @TechConnectify

[Lance Kidwell @muddylemon]

How JavaScript Works 🔥 🤖
https://t.co/JGUR3KLaNa