Skinny Bwoy Adi Sulesh

you follow i follow back, you unfollow i do the same kwani ni kesho 😏😏

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

He still believes he is the best thing to happen in Mt Kenya after sliced bread. He has been overtaken by events. Imagine the potential he had, today it would've been a different story having him & Sifuna on one ticket. Nikama Mtu alienda na nyota yake aki.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

To be fair, Kalonzo has locked his turf ahead of his partners. His base is Solid. None of his current partners are campaigning outside their strongholds. He Must be waiting for them to clean their houses so as to compare notes and choose the presidential candidate.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Nishaipata chance ya kutembea na politician in a day kwa constituency and mans spent 800K yenye tuliWithdraw that morning, and he had to pay me from his phone at the end of the day.. Hiyo ni siku moja breh.. Hapo ndio nilijua hii game haitawahi kuwa about service delivery..

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kama kuna ujinga hunikasirisha ni hii unaitisha nduthi alafu jamaa inakubeba inaenda kuchange battery, na haezi change ukiwa juu,lazima ushuke. Now i have to look up counting clouds for 6 minutes while avoiding eye contact with beautiful women,battery itolewe. Kasia sana!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It's every man's dream to find a woman who just cooks without asking what he wants to eat. A woman who simply knows what to cook and when to cook without having to ask maswali za matakataka.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The man you become in private will eventually introduce itself In public. Protect your unseen life. It is writing Your future.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

There's nothing like Plus Size, you're either Fat, Medium or Petite! Women should know that 99% of men love petite and medium sized women. Chubby women are loyal because they can't run from one man to another. But you see these broom sticks, they sweep every floor. Chesaa!!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

He flew under the radar for two years then decided to come & confess as if the government is a Catholic priest. Hope Babu Owino has enough higi haga to get him off the hook. This man here is a mumu!!!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Dem alikujanga kwangu akamaliza Tissue na siku mbili. Tissue roll mzima na siku mbili? Bwana that was when I knew I would never marry,kwani nini hii unapangusa aki susan

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Honestly Kenyans are really struggling to stay afloat out here. Life has become unbearable.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Don't be a gentleman to other people's girlfriends or wives, while you're a monster to yours.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

In front of you is Sirisia MP John Waluke with his 9 and 7 years old daughters. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Fuck this is AURA

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I saw Dr. Fred Ogolla fighting for custody of his children in court, and by the look of things, it seems their situation is quite toxic. That's why I always thank Yehova Wanyonyi for blessing me with a very smart & intelligent woman to have children with. After we separated, everyone went their own way, and we came up with a great co-parenting arrangement that even includes horizontal engineering as part of the package,, Chesaa! We may have our differences, but Mama Liam is one for the books. Such a great woman,, please tag her on my behalf, nikama kaliniuma block after she found out I was trying to sell Hey to her bestie whose father is a Dairy farmer.🥲

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Silent progress is the loudest success. Make money. Act broke. Be humble. Repeat.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Gentlemen: A Woman's Lack of Effort Is Not a Sign for You to Try Harder. Remember you are only loved on condition you provide.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Nah this video will forever finish me

See how the ref obeyed like a good little boy😭

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

As a man you must channel your energy on something meaningful because life isn't fair to a poor man.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

A woman has surfaced breathing fire and throwing verbal jabs left, right and center, claiming that celebrity preacher Robert Burale left her wallet speaking in tongues after allegedly borrowing money and disappearing faster than Wi-Fi during a blackout. According to her account, she attended a women's conference where Burale was the guest speaker.

After the event, the preacher reportedly mingled with attendees, and that's where several excited ladies allegedly lined up like voters on election day, each hoping for a little extra attention from the man of the cloth.

The woman claims that later that evening, Burale told her he was experiencing mobile banking issues and urgently needed some cash, promising to refund it the following morning.

Believing she was helping a man of God in distress, she allegedly sent the money so fast that even Safaricom's system probably experienced an overhaul. The lady transferred the money with the hope of enjoying high voltage electricity without an iota of blackouts from Burale.

Unfortunately, she says the next morning came and went. Then the next day. Then the next week. Soon, her refund became harder to find than affordable house in Kilimani.

The lady claims her calls have allegedly been treated like spam messages, her texts have reportedly entered a spiritual realm of their own, and every attempt to recover either her money or an explanation has hit a dead end.

Efforts to try & reach out to Burale for a refund or at least get supply of high voltage electricity has become futile. Frustrated, she finally took her grievances to social media, where she launched a full-scale digital crusade.

Now Nairobi detectives of the comment section have already formed a commission of inquiry, while keyboard economists are calculating whether the money is still in circulation or was raptured together with the promise to refund it. Kama kawa siku zote sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

ESTAMOS AQUI!