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[bpd bf @muderor]

@low_dosage waitress, I would like some cummy slime that makes the rest of my food cold in 0.1 seconds,

[bbl septic shock @haleyvemealone]

https://t.co/UF5NjJR6sj

[bpd bf @muderor]

this kid has Jaco thumb. He could have been the chosen one

[bpd bf @muderor]

my phone tried to autocorrect the umlaut out of there. brother what English are you speaking that has that word

[bpd bf @muderor]

Somehow I would up with 3 copies of Gödel Escher Bach

[bpd bf @muderor]

@titsandass I use my boner to get hirny

[bpd bf @muderor]

Disco is bigger than any one man. Disco is an idea. And ideas never die

[bpd bf @muderor]

@low_dosage woah...

[bpd bf @muderor]

whoever told rock bands and their legions of pentatonic neckbeards that having a slow clean minor arpeggio intro makes a song deep will have me to answer to

[bpd bf @muderor]

joy. the sooner classic rock is erased from our collective cultural memory the better

[Pope @punishedpope]

pain

[bpd bf @muderor]

I know hundreds of more things than the average person

[bpd bf @muderor]

Me: pfffft the algorithm doesn't know me

The algorithm:

[bpd bf @muderor]

I love stranger things

[𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 @BusinessFamous]

You might not like it, but this was the top

[bpd bf @muderor]

I got seven shooters on deck right now who will kill for Oat Milk Thought

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

Please don’t arrest women for getting abortions. There are so many worse things women can do. I just heard a lady in a restaurant say “you can’t be serious” when they told her they didn’t have oat milk. Arrest her instead

[bpd bf @muderor]

idiot!

[bpd bf @muderor]

@Jesus_Geist you must have great posture

[bpd bf @muderor]

even when the entire place is covered in "meat free" and "plant based" the average amerifat perceives vegan substitutes as some kind of deception. Fat, fat culture

[Burger King @BurgerKingUK]

You’re at the counter inside our meat-free restaurant, what are you ordering? 🤔

[bpd bf @muderor]

@Jesus_Geist I guess I was too hard on americans, forgot about this