Deuuu☄️

How do you want it?

[Deuuu☄️ @mudeuson]

Being broke is better than making illegal money.

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @UtdDarker]

*Job interview*

Interviewer: How high are your salary expectations?

Me:

[Jodie @literatureading]

I was expecting it to cut to the Gabriel miss 😭

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘: Who has the better World Cup rollout?

Adidas or Nike? 🤔

[CFChris. @EmenaIo]

This Cole Palmer penalty against his former club 🥶

[CRIX @OnyChr82021]

“AND PORTUGAL ARE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!”

[Deuuu☄️ @mudeuson]

Yooo
https://t.co/qCapCih5td

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

This started as a joke but the evidence is getting too much

This brother really runs Real Madrid & France 😭

[Premier League @premierleague]

First look at the 2026/27 Premier League table 👀

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

The 30 minutes already passed and you still won’t do sh!t!

You can let your mouth be as slippery as you wish but don’t pray for it to land you in my territory! I am more lethal than the Nigerian chaps whose attention you seek at any given convenience!

SIT DOWN & FUCK OFF!

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Happy 6-day anniversary to all those that celebrate 🥳

6 Days of joy 🤩
6 Days of bliss 😊
6 Days of banter 🤣

What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

You deserve this, Kobbie 👏

Our talented midfielder has been nominated for @PFA Young Player of the Year!

[Heather like the flower 🫶🏾💙❄️ @fine_heather_]

NO, I already submitted the company name to the doctors.

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

My 28th Birthday

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Hoje é dia deles ❤️❤️ O Pai ama-vos muito!

[aoun @Awondossantos]

Just a reminder that Cristiano Ronaldo mentioned me in his prime.

[Fabrizio Ronaldo @FabrizioR0naldo]

🚨 If Cristiano Ronaldo scores at the 2026 World Cup, he will become the First and ONLY Player to score in SIX World Cup Tournaments. 🤯

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @UtdDarker]

What do you mean Arsenal won the league😭😭