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[Mud Fish🇰🇪 🇰🇪 @mudfishKenya]

Everybody is going to Naivasha na bado mnafile nil returns😂😂😂

[𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬 💋 @bgftjcypsy]

The bullet missed me by an inch ( sina KRA pin ) 🤣

[👻 @luccideity]

By the end of June that closet will be empty.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Tulishakujibu aki

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

We have taken over the family bar

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

They’ve reduced citizens to beggars😒Do citizens really know the power they hold? Also this is a whole Governor telling you hakuna mambo ya SHA hapa 🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

USA wameamua kuingiza politics kwa football.

Telling the Iran team to touch down, play 90 mins, and bounce on the exact same day as their match because of visa beef is crazy work.

FIFA needs to stop giving hosting rights to such countries.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.

2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.

3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.

4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.

5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.

6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.

7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.

8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.

9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.

10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

You will be surprised how the Bag ya Dj Lyta may become the most watched one. I know my tribe

[STF @tekinsaeko]

She badly wants to be called to Statehouse😂😂

[Dr.Miriti Mutugi(MBChB) @dr_miritiMD]

Some Consultants in Meru and Chuka wanted to kill me because I told one of them she was not being fair attending to patients at her clinic then coming at 3pm and summoning me back to start ward rounds that would run to 6:30pm and I am to be on call at night where you end up

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Fare ya Thika to Nairobi is probably 150-200 Bob.

Bus mzima hawangelipia huyo mtoi hiyo fare?

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

On Tuesday, the people of Nanyuki, Laikipia and Kenya at large will proceed on a peaceful March to protest the existence of this Ebola containment facility in Nanyuki.

Requesting that Kenyans across the country will also join in solidarity ✊🏾

[🐉 @Kamau266]

These boys wenye humaliza form 4 alafu wanaanza kukua mentored immediately kwa izi kazi za juakali na ufundi without wasting time going to campus ama college mambo yao huenda fity sana and an average graduate might take time before catching up with them in life.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

It has been long.....How far are we with Ruto’s impeachment?

Last time I checked, Kenyans were being told to send evidence to some Gmail account.....

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Lest we forget

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Ground inasema hiyo ebola ni cover ya regime change pale ss allegedly.

[Mud Fish🇰🇪 🇰🇪 @mudfishKenya]

@gabrieloguda @kamauwaruhiu Says Wandayi's toy

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Complain on twitter but when we ask for action in Parliament you start giving us theories

[Mud Fish🇰🇪 🇰🇪 @mudfishKenya]

@OleItumbi Hizo siku zingine juu huwa hununui kwa Mama Obed, anafaa kupeleka wapi vitu zake na hakuna ata barabara za kuenda soko, yenye ata hakuna

[Alosa arts 🇰🇪🎨 @MrLouisAlosa]

They haven't explained to us about this.