mudflapman

Professional nerd, fixer of IT, proficient breaker of stuff, spare time superhero, noob-est of gamers and natural born shitposter #onlyn3rds

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@GlamVonGrimm It’s also more fun!

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@GlamVonGrimm I mean this has green in it 🤷‍♂️

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@GlamVonGrimm We used to do that in one of the places I worked, workshop with no heating, the placebo is real. :D

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@SicaxSama You mean you did it on purpose to see who else figured it out right?

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@knightxraven I played the shit out of this game, what an awesome adventure it was (shame the original was so short). Have fun!

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It is a good day to caffeinate.

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@ShadowSerpent9 Full send!

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Roll on the fucking long weekend. I need a nap.

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It’s 11pm, you’ve just finished an operational debrief a few towns away, haven’t eaten since before lunch, rock up at the local ‘fast food’ joint and get a McNugget for chicken in your spicy.

Seriously, how fucking small was the chook? You guys frying quail now?

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Great start to the day. Overnight BIOS upgrade and I turn my laptop into the world’s crappest fridge, the lights come on and it hums… doesn’t cool shit though. Time to turn it off and on again.

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@SicaxSama Back pain is debilitating. I feel for ya mate, get yourself fixed up.

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Day 1 as a cyber security analyst, I learned how to install antivirus software and delete viruses.

I’m the smartest man alive!

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I should call her…

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Ever tried removing stitches in a mirror before? Fuck it’s hard work.

If anyone ever questions your makeup skills, just say you’re practicing to perform minor surgery in the mirror. I feel like it would have helped here.

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That awkward moment when you get the job you applied for, then you have to learn how to do it. 😅

#newcrust #2024changes

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I am enjoying The new Grand Theft Auto: How to Train Your Rust Dragon Pokémon with Fortnite on the Horizon of Zero Dawn.

Sorry I’m late for work, someone shot at me from a dragon, and a bird exploded. 😅

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It’s been a while #clonezilla, let’s see if it’s as good as I remember.

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Last minute cram time, who wants to do my study for me? 😁

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@SicaxSama Thankfully, I don’t have too much trouble with my gig, but oh boy some days test me. 😅

A previous boss once had a saying when it comes to dealing with the difficult ones (and I’m not so sure how true it is), but they make us better people.

Stay strong!

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@GlamVonGrimm Oh man I need that coffee inside me…

10 days to go!