“Bringing the life back into the stadium. Those people have showed up every game since... it's definitely helped us.”
JJ Wetherholt and Michael McGreevy discuss the viral “Tarps Off” sensation started at @Cardinals games.
THE BODY MANUAL NOBODY HANDED YOU:
1. Can't fall asleep ⟶ Blink rapidly for 60 seconds. Eyes tire, brain follows.
2. Back pain from sitting ⟶ Squeeze your glutes for 30 seconds. Spine realigns itself.
3. Eyes tired from screens ⟶ Look 20 feet away for 20 seconds. Tension releases immediately.
4. Hands shaking from anxiety ⟶ Press your fingertips together hard. Nervous system calms down.
5. Headache behind your eyes ⟶ Press your tongue to the roof of your mouth. Jaw releases, pain fades.
6. Feeling nauseous ⟶ Press firmly on the inside of your wrist. Nausea signal to the brain cuts off.
7. Hiccups won't stop ⟶ Hold breath, swallow twice, exhale slowly. Diaphragm resets.
8. Mind goes blank mid-sentence ⟶ Look up and to the left. Memory retrieval speeds up instantly.
9. Ears ringing after loud noise ⟶ Cup your palms over your ears, tap the back of your skull. Ringing fades in seconds.
10. Jaw clenching from stress ⟶ Tongue flat to the roof of your mouth. Jaw cannot stay tight.
11. Lightheaded standing up ⟶ Clench your thighs before you rise. Blood pressure holds before it drops.
12. Can't stop coughing ⟶ Press your thumb on your wrist pulse point. Cough reflex weakens fast.
13. Knees aching after sitting ⟶ Walk backwards for 30 seconds. Knee compression releases in reverse.
14. Eyes twitching ⟶ Press gently on the closed eyelid for 10 seconds. Almost always stress or magnesium deficiency.
15. Waking up at 3am every night ⟶ Your liver is overloaded. Cut sugar, alcohol, late meals. It's not insomnia. It's your body asking for help.
Odds of making $1 million:
🎰 Lottery: 0.0000003%
🏈 Pro athlete: 0.03%
💍 Marrying into money: 4%
📈 Stock market: 10%
🏠 Real estate: 18%
💼 Business owner: 24%
The View has spent years mocking majority the country, lecturing working Americans, and getting nearly every major political story wrong.
The amazing part isn’t what they say.
The amazing part is that somebody is still watching.
It's 2035, you're a millionaire, you did exactly this in June 2026:
1. Open up a ROTH IRA (or tax-free savings account)
2. Buy stocks Trump is telling you to buy when he says it (not after it spikes)
- $NOW $85 →$400+
- $DELL $235 → $800+
- $MU $320 → $3000+
- $IBM $220 → $600+
- $INTC $20 → 400+
*these are going a lot higher by 2035 just like $NVDA $AAPL $GOOG $TSLA $AMZN $MSFT
3. BUY LEAPS example $NOW buy Jan 2028 $200 calls.
4. OR just put $500-$1000 bucks into $VOO $QQQ each month (safest)
5. Be patient, keep it boring and simple.
♻️ RESHARE this post and write 1 comment, I'll DM you what LEAP to buy for each of these. Then do nothing, just buy and hold it.
He's describing the backdoor Roth IRA workaround. High earners above direct Roth income limits contribute after-tax money to a Traditional IRA then convert it to a Roth. Done quickly with no earnings and no other pre-tax IRAs, the conversion is tax-free. Use Form 8606.
It applies if your MAGI exceeds ~$168k single or ~$252k joint in 2026. Limit is $7,500 ($8,600 if 50+). Note the pro-rata rule and consult a tax pro.
@edgaralandough Roth conversions are huge for building wealth. Use these exact steps, your future self will thank you once you are getting tax free income, tax free growth.
A Backdoor Roth IRA simplified:
1. Open a Traditional IRA and a Roth IRA
2. Contribute $7,000 to your Traditional IRA
3. Do not invest that money
4. Wait 2-3 days for funds to settle
5. Convert the Traditional IRA to a Roth IRA
6. Invest the $7,000 💰
7. Complete form 8606
You’re welcome.
A safer way to build income without chasing risk.
1 million split four ways. $84,000 a year.
250K in $JEPI
8.5% yield. S&P 500 exposure.
250K in $JEPQ
10.5% yield. Nasdaq exposure.
250K in $QQQI
14% yield
Tax-efficient in taxable accounts.
250K in $SCHD.
3.4% yield but 12% annual dividend growth.
Blended yield: 8.4%. Monthly payments. No K-1s. No speculation.
$SCHD grows the income over time. The others pay the bills right now. You don't need to pick one. Use all four.