Mudit Goyal

Still waiting for inspiration to strike 😐

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The opposite of stressed is desserts

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What the fuck is with this pollution delhi???

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Smoking doesnt kill anymore,

Time to get more vodka and oil, putin bhai ke naam pe party

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BREAKING:

Russia announces cancer vaccine is ready for use, free for all patients.

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Happy teachers day everyone. Cheers !!!

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Koi invest karne ke tips dedo

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Chutti season coming soon

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Chill guys, SC is just a cat person

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Cant wait till @bitspilaniindia starts uniforms also. I vote for classic light blue on dark blue.

Oh with a belt with the logo too

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Corporate twitter fir live kare? Ho gaya honeymoon period khatam

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Jo jeetega woh khelega RCB ke saath? Pakka se? Sure ho?

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Bhai flatmates mein kisi ki bhi preference non veg aur smoker kyun nahin hoti?

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“Its time for ceat strategic timeout, much needed for the punjab kings”😭😭😭😭

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AAR CEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEE

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BC KOI TOH SACH BATAO

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ITNI GARMI MEIN ZUKHAM KISSE HOTA HAI

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Salman khan has influenced my generation way more than any other celebrity :
1. Single ass mfs
2. Dont know how to dance
3. Drive over people unnecessarily
4. “Tu mil mujhe bahar”
5. We all love Katrina and Aishwarya still

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@raaaghhzzz Baat galat toh nahin hai

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Why does it feel like holi went on for three days or something

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@eternalflummox Jaise har maa ki baat gaali nahin hota, har folk song qawaali nahin hota

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@vvidhi_jainn Tere gallery mein jitne hai woh😭

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Happy that i dont have to see coldplay stories anymore