Ira Shipley

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline wait. What expenses are there for basic training? It cost nothing to join the military. This was a scam

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline a grudge would be born

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline how many times during this test would E say "WHATEVER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline TAKE THE TEST

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline bold of him to claim "im a man" so soon after telling about his supermarket hissy fit

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline God i love this show

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline I know you want to support your kids and grandkids, but I'd shoot myself in both feet to avoid 6 hours of dance recitals

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline there's more research into menopause than women want to admit. Men need a break from the constant ass chewins and "headaches"

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline Diane is right. Yhe curse aint over until he beats @krysdubbs. Otherwise, hed claim the curse was over because he can pee further, but @krysdubbs would probably beat him in that, too.

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@EITMonline I can't wait to hear E claim he can do this.
"Can the voice recorder read back the last statement?"
"I I I I II I I I I I. ITS NOT MY FAULT, JUDGE, MY BRAIN IS TOO FAST FOR MY MOUTH."

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline did you see the guy who got busted for catchin fish outta the Bass Pro tank?

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline back up: please have him explain how 1 is paralyzed from the waist up

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline that is a Dundalk laugh, that's for sure

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@EITMonline we all thought he was crazy. If it worked out, he'd have called to brag. He's probably a slave in a cartel cocaine farm.

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline ya know who probably regrets a trip? The Columbian blind date guy who we never heard from again

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline im glad Tylers son is still this heavy into fishing. And I am sure Lindsey is thrilled to finally have a man around the house.

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline they aint checkin ID's, Boomer, you can go watch the movie

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline call Bennett

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline Mother, devious sklywags have committed portal alarm and proceed hence

[Ira Shipley @mudtoedcrow]

@EITMonline this is why Brazilian waxes are fashionable