karl pulvermuller

I didn't choose the hung life the hung life chose me

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

CONVID-19 life hack: walk in a restaurant with a long line... just cough several times loudly all the sudden no line

Your welcome

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

You don’t know lonely till your eating Chinese alone in a lil meth town don’t take local work for granite kids

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

Hey god it’s me bob again... I gotta finish some rock again today so If I could not die it’d be cool

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

Truth be told I miss you but truth be told I’m lieing

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

I guess this is growing up

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

Changed my whole life but because of it I’m finally thriving and not just surviving

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

@KardellAaron @ItsRanda19 @kelsey_shirley Lemme know when I need to stir this here pot

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

People love to say there’s something wrong with me cause how I live yet look at y’all now running around shitting your pants cause mother nature’s bout to wreck y’all while I’m not even trying and I’m prepared

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

@wood_marsh @LUKEC0LBERT Goin fishing for your bitch today

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

@colin_j_cook @stayfrea_ @taylampasona That one really hits home😂

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

@rachaelmarcumm A device used when sacrificing a goat

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

My boss calls me just to bs when he can see me so we’re both sitting in equipment on the fone in silence 😂

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

I bet you fuck your cousin with that mouth

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

The more I drink the more I find getting drunk over you is just wasted time

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

Guy looks at his girlfriend “alright delete karl from snap chat” like wtf 😂

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

@zach667 What’s the move

[zach meadows @zach667]

I’m a completely different person than I was 6 months ago and it’s a good thing 🤘🏻

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

Rodeo on fuckin repeat🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

@smartel95_ Until they get there and it’s hot ac