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A left handed, married, middle child hillbilly with a passion for humor, writing, and binge watching all things Jennifer Aniston

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"When they all called her crazy and she had it in her eyes and you were the last one to realize all of her lies" love that song!! #crazyeyes

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@blakeshelton all the things... #jan18 #divebar #tingly #captionson #cmt

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@blakeshelton when the captions from the show stay on thru the commercials... #garth #yonisteam #cmt #mom #divebar #funnycaptions #countrymusic #blake #brotime #whatdidhesay @bsue229 #thiswasmymomsidea

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@VanityFair Politics are never about one person or one set of beliefs, even presidents have investors pulling at them, I am 100% for lgbtq rights, but if I sat by to Bush, I doubt I'd bring it up with him, what would it solve? Kill him with kindness and show him that all people are people

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@VanityFair She got invited togame by friends, was she supposed 2 make a scene, avoid him, throw water? She was already cheering for Green Bay, Or 'kill him with kindness' Has he ever been intentionally rude or hateful to her? Just freaking be nice to each other what is the big damn deal?

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#alanjackson at #intrustbankarena with my long lost best friend for my #35birthday #intrustarena #wichita @heidihoward83 https://t.co/vikTJe7mWS

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@mrsjames104 @TheEllenShow @SingingVikes @Alyssa_33_love One of the best kids I know!

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H: I miss him
M: No you don't, you didn't even like him, he annoyed you everyday.....
H: Well, looking back now, he wasn't that bad really.......
M: Hindsight is a bitch, move on...

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@KymmeeF @Alyssa_33_love @yagirlfish They go out in small groups, so her small group, they all made it

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@matysonnn

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@matysonnn I said

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Turns out balls are aero dynamic - #TennisGame @matysonnn

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@matysonnn Unicorn, with a beard, horns.. oh a goat. You are calling your favorite movie a goat... Ohhhh, goat, greatest of all times... I get it.

[T J @mudycrackers]

To get something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.

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@matysonnn I'm also a two eye winker

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@matysonnn

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Hey Universe, if you could stop telling me about babies that 'you think' need a new mommy, until your actually positive that they do and their first mommy also agrees and chooses me to be it, that'd be great. #5fail #notthemomma #wheresmyjuno #illtakethatbaby #somethingsmissing

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@matysonnn Secrets! These are Secrets!!!!

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@matysonnn

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@matysonnn https://t.co/Pa7kx7tnvb