mother of cats

Artist • Refurbisher • Lazy Fit Person

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

Anyone else offended by getting request of funding from their university? Like come on Im still in debt because of you.

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

The Kardashians are lizard people every single one of them has shape shifted in the last 10 years. PROVE ME WRONG

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

My toxic trait is eating dinner between 10pm and 12am

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

@alliewhatever I literally have to tame my brows into submission. I will not follow this trend

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

Who thinks I should quit my job and become a fiction writer. Asking for a friend

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

Can someone please tell me why mullets are making a comeback?

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

My toxic trait is never being able to finish a season of love island without starting another one.

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

The only email that matters today

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

The best performance I saw tonight was this lady cleaning up all the spilled drinks. She’s the real mvp

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

My night out in Nashville. Authored by Marissa Mueller. Sequins. Cowboy hats. Flannels with Patagonia vests. Lots of pleather. Thank you

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

@halesnstuff You would make a fortune

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

After almost a year hiatus. The bitch is back to tweeting.

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

@mrjaxtaylor I still feel like this would be fun to see if it took multiple takes

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

anybody who’s managed to get to the end of the pandemic without buying a dog, getting engaged or having a baby should receive £1000 each for this great feat of resistance

[GL @gldivittorio]

None of you guys have ever been outside

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

@MusicKillsKate @mmmjiminssi @mrjaxtaylor @BNCartwright @stassi I need the raw footage of this please

[mother of cats @muellersdayoff1]

@rachie_moon People calling me missy Elliot my whole life

[Andy Mychkovsky @healthcareandy]

81 million jobs pay under $20/hr.

They can’t afford Tesla’s, Pelotons, or Sweetgreen salads. They can’t convert conference calls to walking calls. And they can’t afford housing or healthcare.

We need startup ideas for all Americans, not just the top quartile.

[Carlyn Harris, MD, MPH @carlynharris]

have we tried offering a pizza party to whatever state vaccinates the most people