ᴊᴀᴠɪ.

ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪᴄᴋ ᴏғ ɪᴛ ɴᴏᴡ

ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴄᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋs

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

"Maybe one day I'll come back.

Nah, just kidding."

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

@VitalProtector + his muerto-blood-stained baseball pants.

What he wouldn't do for a nice load of laundry nowadays.

"Well, what do ya say? I'll make you, Gabe, and I a nice pitcher of lemonade; the best way to beat the summer heat."

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

@VitalProtector +
Then again, where was he gonna get said ingredients? Pretty sure all the lemon farms in the world were destroyed by now.

He wiped his shoulders "clean" and then proceeded to wipe his hands on his pants. If he hadn't been used to muertos, then he would've freaked out about +

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

@VitalProtector + absolutely STUFFED. I don't think I can eat anymore for a little bit. I know, fantastic food prepared by yours truly!"

Javi chuckled and stood up, tucking his lighter back into his breastpocket.

"And once we're done. Unless you're about to collapse. I think-."

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

@VitalProtector + bottom of the pile. A giant flame grew until it engulfed the entire pile, forcing him to fall back onto his rear end.

The smell of rotten barbecue filled the air, causing him to gag lightly.

"Y'know what? Forget the squirrel for a little bit. The barbecue's got me +

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

@JubilantMari And without another word, Javi gave THAT piece the same treatment.

"You sure?"

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

in both of these pics, you look like you wanna die

you're handsome bro

[𝑳𝒆𝒆 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕 @OneArmedFury]

// 100 FOLLOWERS AS PROMISED. SO HERE I AM. HAVE FUN WITH THE PIC 💀

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

@weepinglass //yeah, and the new content every 2-ish months, so I dont get bored in like a week

plus its $5 less

damn, I made this argument myself-

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

//guys

do i get the final season on switch, or the complete first season on switch

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

@JubilantMari "You never fail to find a way, huh?

...Now, I'm sure that if Gabe doesnt want his, your mom will.

...and if she doesn't, I'll take it-"

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

@VitalProtector + man will do crazy things for food.

"A nice steak? Maybe some fish? Or no, squirrel casserole? ...Can you make squirrel casserole?"

[ᴊᴀᴠɪ. @muertofied]

@VitalProtector + that fuckin' monster into the wall. I wouldn't want it any other way, but damn, it was scary. I'm just glad you're doing better."

Javi, shut up.

"...So, uh, what's for dinner?" The fact that he could even remotely picture food right now was amazing. Then again, a hungry +