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RED DEVIL 🔴 | #MUFC @manutd | Explorer 🌏 | Engineer 🎓 | Foodie 🍽 | Telepathist |

[Āsurā @iAsura_]

The reason I call Geopolitics as Geotheatrics, because I know there is no right or wrong side... In fact, there are no sides.

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

Stop being a loser.

• Wake up at 3 AM every day
• Run a full marathon before breakfast
• Eat 700 grams of protein daily
• Make $100,000 trading before 10 AM
• Have 21 streams of income by age 21
• Sleep 3 hours a day
• Read 27 books every week
• Take 678 cold plunges a year
• Meditate for 6 hours before sunrise
• Launch 3 startups every quarter
• Buy a rental property every month
• Do 10,000 push-ups on rest days
• Learn a new language every weekend
• Delete all contacts from your phone
• Never watch TV, movies, sports
• Do Korean skincare every 2 hours
• Network with aliens
• Build a personal brand on Jupiter
• Listen to podcasts at 4× speed
• Track 147 health metrics daily
• Retire by 24

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

😂😂

[Romzinho🇧🇷 @Romme1andre]

I need this on streaming platforms!

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

He will go home tonight and blame himself for that L and it will affect how he shows up next szn. We just need EPL strikers to whisper “Your hairline ain’t real” every time they get a 1v1 with him.

[E @Ellis_]

To be a hater you have to have so much patience to reap the rewards, but it’s always worth it in the end.

[Dev Bajwa @ammandev]

Gabriel LOSES the Champions League Final for Arsenal v PSG 🥰

Couldn’t have happened to a better guy. 😈

[Rado dos Ovie Mendes 🎈 @thee_ovie]

Ref tells Saka to hurry up and take the corner with stoppage time up. Saka does his usual slow-walk to run down the clock. The ref calmly waits, and the absolute second Saka gets into position? He blows for half-time.

Absolute cinema. Masterclass game management for a final.

Arsenal got so used to getting away with murder from Premier League refs that when someone actually enforces the rules, they think they’re being robbed.

Credit where it’s due tho, they played some demonic football to get here. But if PL refs weren't so intimidated by Arteta’s touchline tantrums and fooled by their theatrics, Arsenal wouldn’t be parading a PGMOL trophy today.

Justice served in Europe! 🫶🏼

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

Declan Rice chased the referee all around the pitch shouting at him. If this was a Portuguese midfielder, English media would label him as a moaner. For Rice though, it’s passion personified.

[Bastard Bill @MancBastard1880]

Losing a UCL final on penalties couldn't have happened to a more horrible team than Arsenal this season.

The epitome of anti football.

25% possession in a final playing 9 men behind the ball at nearly all time.

A season of shitty corner tactics and officials getting big decision after being decision wrong in Arsenal's favour.

Enjoy the league title this season but you'll never build an all conquering era with a team that plays like this.

Horrible club with largely a horrible fan base.

Ha!

[🐅🐅 @cfc_gielho]

It literally does.
Winning a Champions League stamps your club into footballing royalty. No one in the grand scheme of things will care about your league. We saw you win it, you're the worst team to win a league since Leicester.

Best hatewatch of my entire life.

[Man United Fan Club @manufcnow]

🚨|🎙️Patrice Evra on Arsenal fans being humbled after the UCL final loss:

"Let me tell you, last night was a cold shower for Arsenal fans."

"I’m looking at the Arsenal fans, and finally, they are grounded. For weeks, they were talking like they already had the trophy in their hands, like they were the next legends of the game. But football has a funny way of bringing you back to earth, no?"

"You see, a jersey doesn’t make you legendary. A few good months doesn’t make you legendary. You need to suffer, you need to win the big wars, and last night? They were just boys playing against men. This team is not legendary....not yet."

"They are talented, yes, but legendary? That is a word you must earn with blood, sweat, and trophies. Tonight, the dream was quieted, and the reality is that they have a long, long way to go. [Laughs]"

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

inspired by those who set the standard. ✨

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Deserved.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year ✅
United Players' Player of the Year ✅
FWA Footballer of the Year ✅
Premier League Player of the Season ✅

That's our Bruno 🐐

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

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