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Man Utd. Banter. Facts. In that order. Sarcastic to brain dead fans.

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Found @bethTmufc sensible among the other people at UnitedStand but lately she’s just a female Gary Neville. United DNA, attacking football, formations only to rule out a manager with 3 fucking signings and 1 pre-season. Impatience and naviety.

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MAINOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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That was a handball tbh 🤣 but who cares? GGMU!!!

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The standards of IPL are so low. I remember seeing catch of the season contender every other match whereas now its a relief if someone even takes a catch in a match. The quality is so poor.

#iplt20 #ipl2026

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Shaw is the weakest link in our back 4. Got it.

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Imagine Casemiro was 3 years younger 😩

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Delhi capitals jersey pehnge punjab ko support kar rha hai launda 🤣 Peak ipl

#IPL #indianpremierleague

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The difference with Mainoo and with Ugarte in midfield is night and day.

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@IPL2025Auction Such a big “emberesment” yes 🤣

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@raihsins @Viannywendu @TouchlineX Profiling people on their country of origin is probably what they teach you at home. Good job fellow Asian 😂

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Chelshit

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Football twitter is dead. So many big accounts are making fake quote tweets to gain engagement, likes and followers while spreading misinformation. It’s disgusting and feels like its being run by clout hungry 15 year olds

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You can sign all the quality midfielders you want, but if Luke Shaw and Diogo Dalot are still starting regularly next season, it’ll be the same story.

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Someone said these VAR officials are from Morocco. I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣

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Both Mbeumo and Amad have been poor in recent weeks. Having said that, why take off Cunha who created that pen all by himself and can give us a spark in an instant?

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For that own goal, does Bruno get an official assist? We’re coming for that Henry record!

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If that’s not a pen for us, then the VAR is as dead

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CUNHA is fucking superb!!! Penalty

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If we let Bruno go this summer then we will put ourselves two steps back again. If we genuinely make 2-3 good signings like Mbeumo Cunha again, we surely can challenege for the title. Also, Casemiro is also quite important and if he does leave then the replacement must be top.