The Theatre of Dreams 🔴

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

@JKyalo37828 Did you skip that lesson?

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Zero sympathy for any manager that continues to build a team around the likes of Bruno, Dalot, Shaw and Rashford

[. @utdcynical]

I genuinely feel so sorry for Michael Carrick, and I think a lot of the anger being directed towards him is completely misplaced.

Has he been good enough? No. Has he made mistakes? Absolutely. But what the fuck was he supposed to do with the absolute mess he’s been handed?

He desperately needed defensive reinforcements. Everyone could see it. Instead, we’re now playing a CENTRE BACK at right back and a RIGHT BACK at left-back because the people running this football club couldn’t be bothered to build a properly balanced squad.

Carrick hasn’t helped himself with certain decisions, but he’s been set up to fail by people who will conveniently escape all responsibility when he’s inevitably sacked.

Michael Carrick is a Manchester United legend. Someone who genuinely loves this football club. He’s stepped into an absolute shitshow, tried his best to steady the ship and will now likely have his reputation dragged through the mud because of the incompetence above him.

Meanwhile, the same people who failed to strengthen the squad, ignored glaring weaknesses and left us embarrassingly short of quality will sit comfortably in their offices and appoint the next poor bastard to inherit their mess.

I’m sick to death of managers being used as human shields for INEOS.

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

His surname is Glazer

[DailyMailPlus @Daily_MailPlus]

I'm the son of a youth pastor, who performed exorcisms. What I learned is far more horrifying that most people can imagine - including Satan's real name.

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Absolute idiots pretending like Captain Bruno hasn’t been the one constant during our darkest ever era. He’s arguably the worst player on the pitch every game and would have done nothing today

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

But hey that will teach our captain Bruno 😂😂

‘Footballing reasons’

[. @V2GRML1VE]

I want to hurt these guys ngl it’s personal

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

@utdreport Two absolute cancers. Absolutely zero accountability. Those two cunts have actively worked to destroy this club

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Dalot
Mount
Maguire
Heaven
Tielemans
Santos
Amad
Mbuemo
Martinez

Not one of them is good enough to even make the Manchester United bench. Some of the worst players ever to wear the United shirt.

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Every shot blocked. Every second ball won. Every through ball straight to feet. 0-3 Bournemouth and could easily be 6

[Bart @UtdBart]

“We’re really missing Bruno today.” 🥺

1 win in the last 9 games with him starting btw.

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Neville is right. These players down tools every time and get managers sacked. It’s a disgrace watching these useless players fail at their jobs time and time again yet never be held to account. Carrick’s been a disaster but the players will just move on and the cycle will repeat

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Ah yes, throw on Shea Lacey at 3-0 down at home against a relentless Bournemouth side. Genius Michael 👏

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Some of these Manchester United players genuinely look like they’ve never stepped foot on a football pitch before. Zero chemistry. Zero conditioning. Zero awareness. What the actual fuck do we do in training

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Not one United player would have even hit the target with that Evanilson goal

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

It’s just embarrassing how easily teams tear through us. One pass through the entire midfield. One pass down the wing. Pathetic

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Yeah Heaven is one of the worst players ever to wear the United shirt

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Michael Carrick 👏 one of the most clueless managers of all time

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

A centre back is playing at right back.
A right back is playing at left back.
A central midfielder is playing as a 10.
A 10 is playing on the left wing.
A right winger is playing as a striker.

Manchester United Football Club…

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Yeah let’s not pretend we wouldn’t be 2-0 down if Bruno had started

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Well done Heaven. All on you. Fucking useless footballer

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

Tielemans is a fucking disaster

[The Theatre of Dreams 🔴 @mufcag90]

@ManUtd @Snapdragon Carrick makes a huge statement dropping Bruno…

…Continues to start Dalot