Elizabeth Perry

All that I'm after is a life full of laughter.

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

@jlenherr9 LET’S GOOOOOOO!

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

Have you
❤️ been 🙏praying🙏for a Chiefs DUB all week?
💛 love the absolute 🎶bangers🎶 Sister Act gave us?
❤️ enjoy watching videos that are “kinda crazy” as my kids so nicely put it.
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#chiefs
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[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

What's the worst candy made?
Twizzlers and Dots are awful, but I think the winner is clearly *c a n d y c o r n*
More FANTASTIC artwork from @nperry07. Coming soon... Smothered in Mustard & Smothered in Relish!
#smotheredinketchup
#childrenspoetry
#childrensbooks
#redlegger

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

@Slimdogs Oh Matty, that’s just a champion talking to other champions. You just worry about your own loss today, pal.

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

@jmattmiller Favorite keynote speaker ever! #mace2022 I told you I’d send you my book and I’ll keep my word, just tell me how! Here’s our Etsy link for a sneak peek until I can get it to you! #smotheredinketchup

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[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

Great sessions today at @mace_ks ! Each one of them. Ready for social hour. #MACEKS22

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

Gamifying the classroom and ditching textbooks @mace_ks!
#MACEKS22

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

Keynote speaker @jmattmiller was awesome! Having a son named Maverick really made me love that Top Gun theme. #MACEKS22 #beamaverickteacher

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

@Slimdogs @KC @Cinn What the hell??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You’re a goof!

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

@Slimdogs @KC @Cinn Congrats on your wins! Still didn’t make the playoffs even tho your QB is supposed to be the second coming Pat Mahomes. I just don’t understand people that talk so much shit on other teams when their own team isn’t doing shit. It’s funny.🤣

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

They should bundle all the streaming services together and call it cable.

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

Buy a brand new mower from @Sears! You get to deal with the wheel falling off mid mow every other time! You also get to deal with technicians coming out to "fix" the problem weeks after it happens.
Thank you @Sears for the $3,000 inconvenience you've provided.

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

Happy Valentine's Day from third grade! #rockchalk @billself

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

You know you haven't been on Twitter in a minute when your last post is from @Ally_DeVader's baby shower! #welcomeback

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

Ally's baby shower day!! We all can't wait to meet baby Oakes! You make a beautiful mama😘 @Ally_DeVader @Tay_Cavazos

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

Keynote Speaker Dr. Beeghley! #mace15 #technerds

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

Hawk Talk with Big 12 Coach of the Year @CoachBillSelf! #rockchalk

[Cut4 @Cut4]

.@Royals fans be like ... #ALDS

[Elizabeth Perry @muff_perry]

Butler...that's what speed do! #KC2014 #beroyal