fire breathing bitch queen 🗡️✨

hang on I'll come up with something funny

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Allow your friends to distance themselves to fix their lives not everything is about you

[🦢 @damnidc__]

men be like i'm smarter because i'm talking fast in a monotone voice with a condescending attitude and if you show any emotion you're hysterical and i win by default

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

three blues pretending not to know each other

[jes @peestains]

guy with mommy issues: i like being called good boy

girl with mommy issues: this wretched earth has no place for me but i am enslaved to my flesh and kin for why do i feel obligated to exist if my only purpose is to decay

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when i'm mad from my perspective but i can also see their perspective so now i’m carrying double the emotional weight and being eaten away by my anger and empathy

[Wolfgang Mittermeyer @ReinhardsPillar]

@peachtard Boomers think they're going to be buried with all of their stuff, just like the Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt were

[fire breathing bitch queen 🗡️✨ @muff_puff]

getting every one of my friends I call "daddy" a father's day gift

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[saira @sairaspooks]

absolutely sobbing on my couch rewatching the lord of the rings. i don’t trust a single soul that doesn’t enjoy or see the beauty in these movies

[Yoshi ☄️ @wakeupyoshi]

Give me this thing & you'll see autism like you've never seen before from me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[evil elly @laffodiI]

the worst part about going on a walk is being perceived

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

me realizing mid conversation that I am never speaking to this person ever again.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your 20s were not supposed to be the best years of your life. Whoever told you that was selling something. Most women i know got hotter, smarter, richer, and less anxious every single year after 29.

[ً @prinkasusa]

Some women will never want children in their life in any meaningful capacity. They don't want to give birth. They don't want to adopt. They don't want to be the fun auntie. They don't want to be a godmother. They don't want to work in a field with children. They will never change a child's diaper and don't believe their lack of childcare skills is a problem that needs fixing, because childcare is not a crucial part of the human experience, with billions of people on the planet. They go about their day while only seeing kids out at the grocery store or at the park, and nothing is missing from their lives. The refusal to accept this is driving a global right-wing backlash movement.

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened