Joey

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got,
I'm still I'm still Joey from the block

[Joe @popgoesjoe]

Yet another example of Charles stealing from different cultures

[Smooth Dunk @SmoothDunk]

if you tell me to “Meet the Marchioness of Cholmondeley” you best believe I don’t wanna see a human woman. I wanna see a well dressed cat that speaks french

[Ellie Goulding @elliegoulding]

Where are they all

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

Who will run the country?

[James @jgraver7]

Hey everybody, do I have a Keith Arsewank here?

[IAN HYLAND @HylandIan]

The BBC photographer and the picture editor get all the bonuses today;

[Bailey Jaye Mills @baileymills99]

Noooo way😭 she finally did it!!!! Day made ❤️

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

wagner lasted longer in the x factor than liz truss did as prime minister

[michael chakraverty 🍉 @mschakraverty]

YES DAVINA WE DO WANT ANOTHER ONE

[r h y s ☽ @Rhysdoherty]

Sorry I didn’t reply to your email. It was stupid and you shouldn’t have sent it.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

if frasier and niles had a wario and waluigi

[Bug Teeth @bugteethuk]

Imagine if renesmee was a boy and bella called him jedward

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Cheryl Cole now has more military credentials than Prince Andrew

[Ad🇯🇲 @KRUZAA_]

I need someone to catch me up on Eastenders from the point where Syed was dating Christian so I’m ready for the special tomorrow