ya ya yai

habladora in a constant state of delusion (she/her)

[ya ya yai @muffdiiv3r]

fuck soup marry sandwich kill salad

[erica @ericanextdooor]

fuck marry kill

soup salad sandwich

[ya ya yai @muffdiiv3r]

PLEASE.

[CHOW LEE 🥢 @thankschow]

NY TURN THE FUCKING AC OFF PLEASE

[El Capitán @PersnicketyK]

Every website is offering an AI assistant. I don’t want that shit bitch!

[ß @chribdotnet]

every time you say “not to be too woke” it is a cultural victory for the right. every time you feel embarrassed or cringe, period, you are unironically handing another cultural victory to the people trying to kill you.

stay woke. #ReclaimWoke

[T 𝜗𝜚 @TH0NESTY]

nostalgia makes me sick to my stomach.. we’re really never getting that time back

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

this my most old nigga value. dont come over here looking like a crumpled napkin man

[kev @AwestruckVox]

Getting dopamine from formulating plans to get your life together, so your brain doesn’t wanna actually obey by the plans anymore because it got what it wanted 🤪

[A24BLACK @mikeandawldat]

This time next year, I’ll be living so good, won’t remember no pain… I swear

[Sarah 🥨 @cosmopterix]

Before therapy-speak started to dominate public discourse, we used evocative language like chilled to the marrow, cut to the quick, scarred, haunted, disturbed. Language is now sanitized and mass-marketed, and it’s making us dumber, less able to contextualize human experience.

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

I think I’m pretty friendly to people who approach me, my problem is keeping up with them. We’d get along in the moment but that’s where it ends.

[Semka @Sem1ca]

I keep getting sexier and it’s starting to scare me

[ya ya yai @muffdiiv3r]

this is crazyyyy as fuck

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Apple announces its Live Rewind feature for Apple Watch, which will allow users to view what was said around them in the previous 15 seconds. #AppleEvent

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

Absolutely not a feel-good story. Enslaved men making sure children can eat at school. What a dogshit society we live in.

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

the first time I listened to music high i felt like i was Bella during her first day as a vampire

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

fall approaching, dependent on weed, romantically tormented…. this dreampop is hitting like crack

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

I have no concept of time everything feels like either yesterday or at least 5 years ago there is no in-between

[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases

[KΣY @aquaondeck]

paying off my credit cards to use them all up again this weekend

[micheal @godsb0y]

no money in the bank account but i’m still going out this weekend

[paola @paolalien]

the worst part about having a job is having to wear a bra