In tonight’s South Park episode, “Cripple Fight,” a new character, a crippled comedian boy named “Jimmy Valmer,” is introduced as an antagonist to disabled wheelchair child Timmy.
We found a softball tournament along the road through New Hampshire, so we decided to stop for lunch and watch one of the games. They were selling lots of delicious homemade food. The rules were pretty easy to understand and it was actually really fun to watch.
I kept smelling weed at work and was like what the hell who got that office pack on em,
Turns out my pen was in my pocket and the button was pressing into my chair for like a good 3 or 4 minutes
My dad did this with a full cheesecake one time. He loved this bakery in Astoria’s cheesecake and bought one to bring back to Michigan. When I said that was risky he was like “why? I’ll hold it on my lap and everyone will find it eccentric and charming.” He was absolutely right
The reflecting pool debacle is the perfect visual metaphor for the Trump Administration - superficial approaches to complex problems leading to worse outcomes than if he had done nothing.
How are you supposed to buy groceries and it costs hundreds of dollars for like a weeks worth of food and if you decide to go out instead it’s like $25 to go to Burger King like should everyone just die
WE MADE IT!!! Germany vs Ivory Coast 🇩🇪🇨🇮
Our second game of the World Cup, and the strongest opponent in our group stage awaits us. This should be a great match!