miss muffet

spider bake sale 9999g for every tweet i post pay up or die

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@annoyingdog_en as a spider i have direct mental access to the Inter Net

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I'm gonna go play some video games I MEAN. SIT AROUND IN THE DARK AND THINK ABOUT HOW I'M A POOR ORPHAN SPIDER LASS WITH NO COMPUTER

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n'oubliez pas, nous avons aussi des croissants!!!!!!!! OUI OUI, ACHETEZ-LES

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@subrosianbucket thank you uuwuuu

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@sans_punbooks HAHA MAYBE. WAIT A SEC, PUN JAR

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BECAUSE I TRAP PEOPLE IN MY WEB, AND THEN BRAND "SPIDER BAKE SALE LOCATED IN HOTLAND GO NOW" ONTO ALL THE CLOTHES THEY ARE WEARING, HAHAHA

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hahaha oh man i just thought of, you could say I have a good WEB BRAND HAHAHA

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.@RG02_ebooks ONLY THE FINEST AT MUFFET'S CURDS & GAY (idea for bake sale name feedback appreciated)

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@sans_punbooks ＹＯＵ ＡＲＥ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＣＯＩＮＳ ＳＨＯＲＴ but honestly im too scared to fight you so enjoy your donut have a nice day!! ^^_^^^

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if you hate me... have you considered... that I am beautiful and have an army of 10000 spiders? think it over

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@sans_punbooks you got it!!!!!!!! :::;) that'll be 9999G

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@sans_punbooks YESSSSSSSS

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@RG02_ebooks :::;)

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@RG02_ebooks i got what you need bro... [slides over a basket of full homo] only 9998G special discount

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@RG02_ebooks donuts come in many flavors ranging from no homo to full homo with homo mild as an alternative option

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FAV/RT if you LOVE PASTRIES or LIKE BEING ALIVE and want to PAY ME MONEY TO CONTINUE LIKING BOTH THOSE THINGS

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everyone's leaving the underground guess I've gotta increase the marketing budget

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G G G G baby baby baby G G G G baby baby baby

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