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[. @muffinbeliever]

ugh in another life, i’m strong enough to caption my ig dump w my boyfriend “we hooksed up”

[. @muffinbeliever]

i need a collab with @justinbieber and @RaeSremmurd RIGHT NOW.

[. @muffinbeliever]

thinking abt them 😔

[. @muffinbeliever]

why do men only sleep with one pillow

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

me: these are headphones. they go over your ears so you can privately listen to music or podcasts

time-traveling pilgrim: so then why do people play stuff loudly off their phone in public spaces?

me: okay, you're actually picking up on things way faster than I thought

[. @muffinbeliever]

let him do great gatsby again and put him alongside someone that isn’t toby mcguire

[. @muffinbeliever]

sharing a lightswitch and paying 1800 is the best way to describe how outrageous nyc apartment living is (no closet, 3 fake walls, and no window obv) i hate this city

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

The last thing you see before your pension account gets drained.

[. @muffinbeliever]

@WilliamShatner

[. @muffinbeliever]

wow my boyfriend is so hot

[. @muffinbeliever]

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Arnold Schwarzenegger shocks The View when asked about condemning ICE,

“I’m an immigrant, but you have to do things legally. You are a guest in America. You must give back.”

[. @muffinbeliever]

ur in his dms, he’s telling me which pocket he would carry me in if i ever shrank (his shirt pocket so i can see the world)

[g @34rths]

Oh to be a Fat orange cat

[. @muffinbeliever]

it’s times like this where i wish my bf didn’t follow me on twitter bc this is so embarrassing but this whole time i thought this was a dabbing emoji and not a HEAD SHAKE 🙂‍↔️ i thought they were little arms

[. @muffinbeliever]

started researching lab grown diamonds bc it doesn’t hurt to be more ethical but then they asked if i could tell the difference between lab grown and natural in this pic and i immediately clocked the naturals….. so i will no longer be researching lab grown diamonds

[. @muffinbeliever]

worst moment of 2025 for sure was when i saw evan watching a video of a man eating a turtle

[. @muffinbeliever]

seasonal depression but it’s leaving my parents place (they pay for everything) and going back to my place (i have to buy groceries)