Disgruntled Pelican

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[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

Came back to find Muffin watching @meladoodle @TheTimMcDonald @cheapseatsau Clearly I have lost control of my MacBook #CheapSeatsAU #MuffinTheCavoodle

[Blogsroom @theblogsroom]

🚨FROM THE IDF 🇮🇱

Hamas started a war against Israel with the worst massacre of innocent civilians in Israel’s history.

Hamas is more Barbaric & Brutality than ISIS

#hamasattack #Gaza #Israel #IsraelPalestineWar #Palestine #IsraelAtWar #PalestinianLivesMatter #Hamas #IStandWithIsrael

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

Hamas started a war against Israel with the worst massacre of innocent civilians in Israel’s history.

We paid a heavy price; but we will restore security to the people of Israel.

Full statement from @IDFspokesperson:

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

An IDF Spokesperson @jconricus shares an important statement on ‘Swords of Iron’. LIVE from Tel Aviv: https://t.co/5lYJlleXK6

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

The enormous loss of life is gut-wrenching. I am appalled at the viciousness of the attack by Hamas on innocent Israeli civilians. I expressed my commitment to top Biden admin officials—and directly to Amb. Herzog—to do all I can to deliver everything Israel requires.

[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

I stand with Israel 🇮🇱 as it defends itself from the unprecedented and ruthless attacks by Hamas. Israel has the right to defend itself as they protect their right to exist

#istandwithisrael #westandwithisrael #standwithus #prayforisrael #operationswordsofiron #israel

[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

@Ticketmaster you had one job 🤦🏼‍♀️ #ErasTours #TaylorSwift

[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

😭😭😭😭😭 not again
@nytimes

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

FUCK YES

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Today’s election will determine whether a woman in Texas can make her own decisions about her own body, health care, and future. Go vote.

[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

I feel like we could create a whole show out of mispronounced and made up words by contestants on dating shows. We could call it ‘The Dictionary of Love’. Eg Lisa’s “monagomous” on #TheLoveTriangle @StanAustralia #DatingDictionary

[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

Yannick - what a prick. “Wouldn’t want to inherit a family”. The more he opens his mouth, the more I want to shove a sock in it. Also, who calls themselves the walking Tinder? 🤮 #thelovetriangle @StanAustralia #yannick

[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

It is so clear that Cole is ADHD and untreated. I hope that through being on @LoveisBlindShow he can be assessed and medicated #LoveIsBlind3 #cole #ADHD

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

@NSWHealth From all the immunocompromised people in the community I’m sending NSW Gov’t a big F*uck you. Covid has not disappeared. Behaving as if suddenly doesn’t exist puts people at risk, potentially increases cases & endangers immunosuppressed people like me #COVID19 #CovidIsntOver

[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

@kath_collins Haha! Pretty sure they would have lost most of their blood volume by the time it was pooling in their genital region 😂

[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

Medical sentences that don't make sense - The Good Doctor: "She has a grade V liver laceration & is bleeding into her perineum". For those who aren't medical, it should have read peritoneum (abdominal cavity) not the small area between the vagina and the anus #medicalshows

[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

@sydneycafes Too far @coles, too far 🤢

[Prof. Akiko Iwasaki @VirusesImmunity]

Here is the summary of our findings. There are many implications for diagnosis and therapy for #longCOVID. (26/)

[Prof. Akiko Iwasaki @VirusesImmunity]

Very excited to share our latest research on immunological features of #LongCovid. Our 2+ year collaboration with @PutrinoLab with many other fantastic colleagues and patients - Mount Sinai Yale Long COVID (MY-LC) study by @sneakyvirus1 et al. 🧵(1/)

https://t.co/8cGj51HyGn

[Disgruntled Pelican @muffinthecav]

Hey Norwegian Directorate of Fisheries, Fuck you! How dare you kill #FreyaTheWalrus She was a beautiful creature doing her own thing. She had no interest in hurting people. So much for walrus’ being a protected animal. #murderers @visitnorway #Norway #Freya