Merkin Muffley

President

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Listen, uh...uh, I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the drum circle down just a little? #ows

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@paultbradley So we're both sorry, all right?

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Returned to war room, team re-assembled to handle #ows situation. Am I to understand police raids aren't quieting the tensions?

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@PremKissov Code is cracked! Sending you the three digits. Can you believe the crisis is averted?

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I'm sorry - I meant to say he's very efficient for a differently abled man. Physically. ... I'm going back to the big board.

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He's very efficient for a cripple.

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Been offline for a while. Still trying to sort this situation out. Brought in foreign expert in modern weapons to help us out. Ugh.

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Finally getting through to the "man of the people." I am NOT looking forward to this conversation.

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@PremKissov I've just been told I should instead ask you to "holla" at me. Fine.

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@PremKissov Can't seem to reach you. If you're out there and reading this, holler at me on the red phone line.

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@General_Turgidson @DeSadeski Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room.

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I can never understand the big board anyway; I'm sure he can't either.

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Calling in @DeSadeski to try to help out the situation. Unprecedented, but desperate times and all that.

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I really hate generals.

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Wish VP was back here to help. Preferred yesterday, when we only worried about him getting swine flu.

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Back in the War Room. Situation has not improved. Don't know how we'll get out of this one.

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@General_Turgidson I find this v. diff. to understand. I was under the impression I was only one in authority to order use of nuke weapons.

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Right. Now, @General_Turgidson, what's going on here?

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@Sam Is everybody here?