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Converting into a corporation so I can get treated better.

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@Maggie_Klaus Things rich old white ladies say.

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@Alyssa_Milano Since when did you have anything important to say?

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Bernie was too old, too white and had already run for President and lost, so we decided to go with Biden

[Lumpy Louise @LumpyLouish]

NOW THAT BERNIE IS FREE AND CLEAR, CAN WE BURN DOWN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, PLEASE???

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@AdyBarkan @JoeBiden Drop out and endorse Bernie.

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@MichaelBearden5 @but_rly_tho @YAForJoeBiden @BernieSanders So you’d rather fundamentally destroy the planet?

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@kenklippenstein Stone the witch!

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@sharonstone @BernieSanders I wish I lived in the safe little bubble you exist in.

[Katie Halper @kthalps]

Anyone? @TomPerez @DNC @MSNBC @maddow @chrislhayes Shouldn't this be a scandal? https://t.co/sWUm80fCX4

[Joe Gabriel Simonson @SaysSimonson]

Biden has seven grandchildren

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@FactsDevito I dunno, I always confuse him with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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@LumpyLouish @WhoopiGoldberg See, I think @WhoopiGoldberg just got too method playing a hyenia in Lion King and never snapped out of it.

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@Glamuary @turtlz18 @YaBoyRasputin @BernieSanders It’s still not right, but how exactly does this equate to sexual assault and rape?

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@Dextrluver @sahilkapur @yasminv You can string a sentence together, but your ideas are crap.

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@KyleKulinski Smother him with his own pillows!

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@MayorOfLA Are you fucking stupid? How are unemployed people gonna pay six months of rent at once???

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@Gus_802 @krystalball Why’d you post the self portait? This isn’t tindr and she’s married, sorry.

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@RobertTele @krystalball Woah, hot take from noted couch stain Robert ‘Who Gives A Shit’ Benson!

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@realDonaldTrump You stupid asshole. People are dying, no one gives a fuck about your ratings.