Jeffery “Muff” Perkins

Name is Jeff, friends and family call me Muff👍#CoorsLight #Strive4Greatness

[NFL @NFL]

Year 7️⃣ for Joe Burrow

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

pride month ended yesterday ladies

[shawn moore @whodeybaby]

Welp…it’s July 1st, you know what that means? Time to get this #countdowntocanton started!

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

let big muff take u to a nice dinner at the applebees

[Kay Adams @heykayadams]

Let's do it, @Burrowfdn !!! 🍾✅ ⛳️

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

kentucky will now be referred to as “the Jewgrass state”

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

@skinrule jesus buddy you complain more than my bitch wife

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

this just cured my erectile disfunction

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

🍎 BUSCH LIGHT APPLE IS BACK 🍎

You asked, we listened. Busch Light Apple is officially back and available nationwide!

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clear ur throat dude @McIlroyRory

#TheMasters

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

if you’re happy about Rory winning the Masters then we can’t be friends

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

how was this fella not stopped at the door??@TheMasters

#shrink

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

imagine rooting for anyone other than big dong Haotong #HatongLi #MichaelPhelps

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

Haotong Li in the clubhouse at -7 and we’re not putting him on the leaderboard.. you racist fucks @TheMasters

#StopAsianHate #HaotongLi

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

where the fuck is the Haotong Li coverage @TheMasters #StopAsianHate

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type shit i’m on this summer

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

@buckeye_bolt @UDCincyFan not being able to hit is exactly why we should be trying to steal bases lol

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

@MLB i have it on very good authority that Sandy Alcantara is using PEDs

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

how the fuck arby’s don’t have arby’s sauce

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

71% of the earth is covered by water.. the other 29% is covered by will benson

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

bengals twitter might be the least funny group of people ever

[Bengalorian @thebengalorian]

I’ll fucking do fent… in a fun way… cause I’m excited… not cause I’m a bum…

[Jeffery “Muff” Perkins @muffperkins]

@BookitWithTrent Trent are u retarded

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@RealKingCapper @JakeKnappGolf don’t know how u managed to get 5.4k people to follow u with retarded posts like this