mug-a-slut

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Dear Men with very small weenie: pls don’t cry and get mad — It’s okay.

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

This can't be real 😭

[mug-a-slut @mug_a_slut]

i wish there were dislike buttons for people.

[Kendall Rae @KendallRaeOnYT]

Maybe we will get a flute apology from lizzo

[mug-a-slut @mug_a_slut]

smoking a cigarette in a lana del rey way

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a great historical moment can be recognized by its pixels alone

[mug-a-slut @mug_a_slut]

@oopsiegraysie mini eggs are me and ash's snack

[mug-a-slut @mug_a_slut]

@oopsiegraysie @Nan_dre_ NO

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Penn Badgley on people obsessing over serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer:

“You need to look inside… With our show, you’re meant to fall in love with him, that’s on us. Ted Bundy? That’s on you. Jeffrey Dahmer? That’s on Netflix. That is squarely on the shoulders of Netflix.”

[mug-a-slut @mug_a_slut]

@oopsiegraysie me

[Kendall Rae @KendallRaeOnYT]

tonight we cried because our daughter sucked on a her first tortilla 😭😭😭

[mug-a-slut @mug_a_slut]

@oopsiegraysie preach. shit sets you back for days.

[mug-a-slut @mug_a_slut]

pls the way my car didn't start so i wacked the battery and it immediately did

[non binary Joker @batsainz]

guys take shrooms and realize the same things a 13 year old girl understood after listening to lana del rey once

[Kendall Rae @KendallRaeOnYT]

I’m scared of robots but it would be nice to have one come take of my makeup while I’m in bed

[mug-a-slut @mug_a_slut]

retail is so weird. just sweeper the floor with a fucking snow brush. for your car.