Carl!

[Carl! @mugger23]

@brandonjbro @lcfrst2 I relate. Come join the good vibes with the Kraken. Even with a losing record, fans are lighthearted and no one talks the way the rest of these commenters do.

[Carl! @mugger23]

@EmilySm43 Fitness

[Carl! @mugger23]

@Rozzah_2210

[Carl! @mugger23]

@Adora2024 @scottishimage @reduxx You weren’t invited anyway

[Carl! @mugger23]

@ChaosCharza Further proof that USA actually sucks.

[Carl! @mugger23]

@AmosFromWV Sore loser, poor winner….. just like dickhead Donny

[Carl! @mugger23]

@RexChapman

[Carl! @mugger23]

@notcapnamerica Sounds like a person who is prepared to be president.

I’m an environmental engineer and my boss expects this same level of preparation from me. It’s called being a professional.

[Carl! @mugger23]

@Howtosuitup_ @FailTroop None of those shoes actually

[Alex Brogan @_alexbrogan]

Still trying to understand how a life insurance Ad can deliver one of the most important life lessons.

[Carl! @mugger23]

@tommykippes2 @Canucks Now it truly looks like a spaghetti plate

[Carl! @mugger23]

@Super70sSports Lenny Dykstra and John Kruk!

[Carl! @mugger23]

@Colcestrian @rshereme Just like Americans, they’re not all bad. Individually they seem ok but after you talk to them for a while every one of them says something that makes you wonder, like “guns save lives” or “medicare is a scam” or “the Celtics are World Champs”. Idiots. All of them.

[Carl! @mugger23]

@rachelly05

[Carl! @mugger23]

@JKash000 This mofo ain’t the VP bud. This chick got relegated to civilian detail.

[Carl! @mugger23]

@TSN_Sports The entire crowd was punished for their fantasy football ineptitude haha

[Carl! @mugger23]

@Devin_Heroux While living in Germany in 2008, I remember my neighbour laughing about how Americans drink coffee, “it’s not meant to be carried around in a jug and drank all day. Drink the espresso, and get back to your day.”

[Carl! @mugger23]

@jk_rowling The fuck is wrong with you?!

[Carl! @mugger23]

@KrakenPod

[Carl! @mugger23]

@racheldoerrie @TimConstantine1 I bet this guy has never successfully completed a cartwheel.

[Carl! @mugger23]

@CanuckClay Underrated tweet!