Muggsy Balls

Love hard hitting football. Hate the Eagles, love Jeremy Maclin. Even the most intelligent Chinese AI couldn’t replicate this account.

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@vjsburner I actually got this scoop from @DWolfsonKSTP, so it’s a sure thing.

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Just so everyone is aware, you can put blackjack winnings into your bank account. I wasn’t sure if they would let me, I was under the assumption that I had to lose it at the table again.

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@JonKrawczynski Thanks Jon, gonna show my wife this.

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Hit me up to get the work in Forza

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@WoozySquirrell YOU, HIGHER MAMMAL… CAN.. YOU.. READ? 📎

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We need to give otters opposable thumbs and see what happens.

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@PiosChuck @NDSUBISONATION8

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This is the last thing you expect when attempting to pit a Bronco Sport 😭

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A Missouri police officer nearly got shot while performing a PIT maneuver on a vehicle during a police chase 🤯

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@thatbadboyray

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Big Tim if gonna fuck Kylie’s brains out tonight.

[Chuck Johnson @PiosChuck]

NDSU in the trailer genuinely brought a tear to my eye. Omg

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Getting high as fuck and listening to the Nolan Teasley press conference.

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@PiosChuck @TonyLiebert Iron Range CLEARS everything

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Muggsy was here #faggot

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“Sir, Easton Corbin has been played on the radio… White Boy Summer has commenced.”

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I’m not the blueprint I’m an ancient tablet.

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@JonKrawczynski @SGLambChops Update on Joan Beringer’s progress, we have heard that behind the scenes they are very excited about his progress, but we haven’t heard what their vision is for him.

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RIP Rowdy

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@JackGoffBurner

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Map makers when a country capitulates or a President mandates a name change. #GulfOfAmerica