Mug Joke

We joke on mugs

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We're off with our first Mug Joke.
Perfect for the Yorkshireman who may not have everything but knows everything.
Ideal for drinking @yorkshiretea
"You can always tell a Yorkshireman but you can't tell him much"
Find it here at link in bio.
Designed in Yorkshire.

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First rule of passive aggressive club. Sure, you can tell people about passive aggressive club. Why not? There’s no point us being a secret organisation anyway.

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Cat mime. 🐈

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

FREE HIM!!

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My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too European.

I saw it coming from a kilometer away.

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Want one? Link in boyo. #wales #welsh

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For the Yorkshire man that might not have everything but will certainly know everything. Link in bio.

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Congratulations to India on doing the moon thing whenever it was. Celebrate with a Captain India Mug. Link in bio.

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Happy Australia Day…. Whenever it is. Get one from link in bio.

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Ejaculate: What a Yorkshireman says to, Jack, when he's not on time! https://t.co/K5yZ8pD865

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My bank account is like a roller coaster ride - full of ups and downs, but mostly just screaming.

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Sometimes I think I should put my phone down and live in the moment... but then I remember I don't want to miss any good memes or cute animal videos.

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I have a love-hate relationship with my alarm clock. It's always there for me in the morning, but it's also the reason I'm up so early. #MorningsAreHard"

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https://t.co/ycFsnxdgr1

Get your Funny Yorkshire Mugs here!

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I hope they charged him the extra fee for the cake.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary was hit with a pie by environmental activists during a press conference in Brussels.

The activists can be heard shouting "stop the pollution" before throwing the cake at O'Leary

https://t.co/AYlfWbXGlu

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary was hit with a pie by environmental activists during a press conference in Brussels.

The activists can be heard shouting "stop the pollution" before throwing the cake at O'Leary

https://t.co/AYlfWbXGlu

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My wife called me at the pub. Said if I was not home in ten minutes, she was feeding my dinner to the dog.

I rushed home. I love that dog too much to see harm come to him.

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People who say they sleep like a baby have never had one.

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My father has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Don't trust an atom; They make up everything.