Gordene Lightfoot

Sound Designer and Foley Artist at Huntington University🗻 | She/Her |

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@benkling Also I found this and I relate deeply

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@VonnegutLibrary Rosewater Buckonon. Almost as good as Two Phil's, my personal favorite horsie name this year.

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@Danielism____ I like it spicy AND warm. Makes me feel biblical chewing on ground mustard seed

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I've been taking pastrami and corned beef for granted for years. It is delicious and I crave pastrami and hot mustard constantly

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@WeirdMedieval This is tattoo worthy

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@MatthewGaydos @johngreen @hankgreen @VonnegutLibrary

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@shebambulator @johngreen @hankgreen @VonnegutLibrary

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@johngreen @hankgreen If you show up the @VonnegutLibrary banned books week you and David Amram could hang out like it’s 1954 🤓

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Just found out that some idiot thought Juneteenth would be a great day to rebrand as National Garfield Day

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@BeckyWhitehill @VonnegutLibrary @Moms4Liberty @TheLewisBlack They are! He was just featured in the museum's graduation celebration where he spoke about some of the slander he's gotten from Moms4Liberty.

[Kurt Vonnegut Museum and Library @VonnegutLibrary]

.@Moms4Liberty successfully got Slaughterhouse-Five banned in a school district in Florida. So it goes.

In response, we are giving up to 1,000 free copies of Slaughterhouse-Five to students who have had it banned.

Read our CEO's message, in cooperation with @TheLewisBlack:

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@SheRatesDogs Once I cancelled on a guy a few times in a row because my dog had started to get sick and then my dog died and I wasn’t in the mood to date and he did NOT believe me (understandably, it sounded like a lie) but he had the decency to just never talk to me again

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@SheRatesDogs I feel like if there’s any type of joke you’re allowed to gently poke fun at with a facepalm emoji it’s a middle school half-joke you say in front of your dad

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@SheRatesDogs Since when do great white sharks famously swallow people whole

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@SheRatesDogs When men throw you a line they read on ifunny dot com and expect that a) it will land beautifully and b) we have not also been on the internet half of our lives

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@SheRatesDogs I find intense cynicism like this to be a keen sign of someone who took one high school history class where they had to do outside research and suddenly they’re ready to ascend to their rightful position next to Einstein and Aristotle

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@MadiBrewer1 One of my favorite stories and also how I learned I can’t wear ironic fishing accessories ‘round these parts

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@MadiBrewer1 Did I tell you about the time I wore a hat that says “shut up and fish” and then on the brim it says “shut up” again to the south side Dollar General and the checkout lady said that she “wishes she could fish but the government took her license for not paying child support 🙄”

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@MadiBrewer1 😎

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@rachsyme BASKETS. Louie Anderson plays the most earnest and loving homage to the Midwestern Mom, and she Carrie’s the show. It’s such a strange show and it’s brand of dark comedy is perfect in that it’s not “edgy” just good at balancing tragedy and comedy.

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@MadiBrewer1 Will she shoot me because if not then I will do it