Christopher DeLano 🧢

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

I can't say enough about what a tremendous job Frank Conrick has done with this golf course. Truly one of the prettiest places on earth now. Thank you Frank, please never leave us! #excelsiorgolf

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

It’s been a minute and tbh I’m disappointed at the overall output this week, but today’s is…as Ziggy is rooting against the group, and winning…”The dog that shits first, eats last” 😂🤣😂

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

“I’ll tell you what boys, we are out here where the hoot owls fuck the chickens”.
What????

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

Tim reading a dispensary billboard “Cannabis, somethin, somethin, somethin. I’ll be go to hell.”

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

I’m starting a Jarmanisms thread for my own personal enjoyment. Day one “Good night nurse” when talking about the size on a building. 🤣😂

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

Hanging at my favorite Sports Book here at 3JN. @ClubProGuy got any locks for this weekend?!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Caddyshack has a 72% critics rating on Rotten Tomatoes. To the other 28%, I say fuck you, you didn’t deserve Ted Knight.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Everybody gives Rocky shit for not throwing the damn towel, but I’d like to point out there WAS a fucking referee in the ring that night who maybe, possibly, could’ve lifted a fucking finger.

[Justin @Justin_14P]

Kadarius Toney walking into the Chiefs facility:

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

I had no idea that snakes could climb this well!! Even though he is non-venomous and probably an asset to my household, it was still terrifying!

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

@chelseaperetti Mean muggin

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Mike Cubbage hit .282 in 1978 which is still the American League record for a 48-year-old lesbian librarian.

[NIKKI BENZ @nikkibenz]

Accurate

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

“I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!!!” #iasip @GlennHowerton maybe my favorite line in television history.

[Dave Matter @Dave_Matter]

Looked like most of the contact was to White's chest/shoulder. Officials saw differently.

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

@cdotharrison No, the real conversation is how we traded up to take him and passed on DK Metcalf.

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF HAVING PATRICK MAHOMES AS MY QUARTERBACK

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

@AndrewYang Why aren't you POTUS?

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

@bertkreischer My grandma was 100% Sicilian, born in October 1918 and lived to 101. Sarafina seems to have some good luck!

[Christopher DeLano 🧢 @mugrad94]

@bertkreischer @OfficialNFLShop Come on...not even a question it's @PatrickMahomes ...King of KC!