Meg Nelson

[Nels Nelson @nelsnelson88]

Another character bio for #RedHanded @ the library. Coming this February. See you there!!!!!!#Vegreville @VegLibrary https://t.co/aqf4FAIdsu

[Meg Nelson @mugsynelson]

@YCAlberta Spending our free time with our youth handing out water to the homeless downtown. #UNSTOPPABLE #YCAB15 #usedtheirownmoney

[Meg Nelson @mugsynelson]

@4kingandcountry Chivalry is not dead. #armcandywithpurpose # respectandhonor

[Meg Nelson @mugsynelson]

@YCAlberta Just sponsored an adorable little girl. Cannot wait to get to know her and introduce her to our own small army of kids! #YCAB

[Meg Nelson @mugsynelson]

Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight. @nelsnelson88 #entersandmeg

[Meg Nelson @mugsynelson]

Once upon a time, there was a man who mouthed off to his wife. Now he's dead. #lifeisblissfullysilentnow

[Meg Nelson @mugsynelson]

Sometimes, I sit and cry because of who I married. #disappointment

[Meg Nelson @mugsynelson]

Are you saying I'm weird?!?! @vegddem

[Meg Nelson @mugsynelson]

I'd rather burn the house down then fold laundry. #laundrystinks

[Meg Nelson @mugsynelson]

@__GrumpyCat Heres one for you. Bruno Mars, You make me feel like I'm glad I was locked out of Heaven!

[Grumpy Cat @__GrumpyCat]

Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

[Grumpy Cat @__GrumpyCat]

You took too long at Walmart. So I peed on the couch.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I would set fire to an arcade just for the irony of it all.

[Meg Nelson @mugsynelson]

@nelsnelson88 You just never mind! And think how much laundry you'd have done if you cared about that as much as hockey!

[Meg Nelson @mugsynelson]

@nelsnelson88 Wah Wah Wah! Cry me a river.

[OMGFactsSex @OMGFactsSex]

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

The Pistorius case stands as a reminder to all of us to NEVER surprise your boyfriend while he is in the bathroom. With a gun.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

The best way to judge Oscar gowns is while drinking wine in your sweatpants.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Hell is a Facebook feed full of engagement rings and sonograms.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

When drag queens mess up, they have to RuPaulogize, and that's the greatest thing ever.