ℳeℓissa Carter

Single M͛other of the most amazing Toddler💪🏼👸🏻🎀Baby Rhett coming soon💙🤰🏻🅢🅞🅒🅘🅐🅛 🅦🅞🅡🅚🅔🅡✌🏼🚸Sagittarius ♐️

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

Did you just poke me with a corn dog? @that_girl_laur

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

Both kids asleep by 10:30! #5daysasAMotherof2

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

#vaginasaretheworst #workconversations

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

Just saw a church sign “Jesus beat the devil with two sticks” - I like it ! 🙌🏼

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

The sketchyness is real.

[Teresa Hoang @teresaqhoang]

forget pumpkin spice IT’S SOUP SEASON

YOU’VE GOT
POTATO SOUP
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP
FRENCH ONION SOUP
CHICKEN TORTILLA SOUP
CHEESY BROCCOLI SOUP
ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP
TOMATO SOUP

just so many soups happy soup season

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

So while I feel sorry for my single self at times... I whine to my best friend. Who informs me that farmers only and mail order husbands are legit solutions to my problem.

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

@BransonTennyson I agree. So unfair.

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

I love being pregnant and super emotional. This is freakin fabulous. Said no one ever. #stopcrying

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

@BransonTennyson Ha. I wish that was all I had to cry about. This is bull crap.

[Branson Tennyson @BransonTennyson]

@muhLisser Old yeller dies at the end. Spoiler.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Welcome to being a mom.
There are now never enough hours in the day and simultaneously way too many fucking hours in the day.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

My Prince Charming is so lost and can’t find me.

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

The neighbor kid, who is like 9, is riding a scooter in his drive way while only in his underwear.... kid please go put pants on.

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

Up before 7 on a Saturday. #lame

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Shoutout to all the moms struggling to keep it all together while fighting for their mental health. You’re a warrior, and you’re not alone.

[ℳeℓissa Carter @muhLisser]

I need a massage and some motivation