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[NOHEEM💭 @muh_nahym]

Nigeria is not dying, it’s being killed, and those who are killing it have names and addresses.

[NOHEEM💭 @muh_nahym]

@AG_Oriola Aaaaaa…Tinubu don use Afro beat collect loan 😂😂😂😭

[AG🌹 @AG_Oriola]

Somebody please help! Are my ears playing prank on me? 😳..... Please listen to this song. Chinese afro? 😳.

How much are we owing China 🇨🇳 again?

[maf @therealmaf_]

She said nothing.

Judge: “If the child isn’t his, the test proves him right.”

Still nothing.

Judge: “So why are you objecting?”

Woman: “I just don’t think the child should have to go through this.”

Man: “I’ve already spent five years in prison because of this child.”

Silence.

Man: “I think we can handle a DNA test.”

The judge looked at both attorneys.

Judge: “The court will order the DNA test.”

The samples were taken that afternoon.

Three weeks later, they were back in court.

Judge: “The court-ordered DNA test has been completed.”

The man sat quietly.

The judge opened the report.

Judge: “The probability that you are the biological father is zero percent.”

The woman started crying.

The judge looked at her.

Judge: “Is this result accurate?”

Woman: “Yes.”

Judge: “You knew?”

She didn’t answer.

Judge: “Did you know he wasn’t the biological father?”

Woman: “Yes.”

Judge: “How long have you known?”

She looked at the man.

Then she whispered,

“Since the day he was born.”

The man stared at her.

The judge looked back down at the report.

Then he turned to the next page.

Judge: “There’s one more thing.”

The man looked up.

Judge: “The DNA report identifies the biological father.”

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

This one don forget humble beginning 😂

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Whoever did this video for the fight between Carter Efe and Speed Darlington ate😂🙌🏻🔥

[Larry Dean @larry_mcwethy]

Run Hide Fight: Infidels is an action thriller film written & directed by Kyle Rankin, scheduled for release on September 16, 2026.

Run Hide Fight: Infidels Produced by The Daily Wire, the movie stars Jonathan Majors as a Delta Force veteran who must defend a liberal college campus after a pro-Palestine encampment is hijacked by terrorists.

Run Hide Fight: Infidels plot follows a retired Delta Force veteran & campus security figures who must protect students after a group of radical Islamic terrorists seize a liberal college campus & target a pro-Palestine student encampment.

[NOHEEM💭 @muh_nahym]

@BARYORNLE223771 @RealAdeshina Who beat ur papa for Lagos 🤣🤣🤣
You wey Dey inside one thick bush inside sagamu ..ode ni bobo you

[NOHEEM💭 @muh_nahym]

@BARYORNLE223771 @RealAdeshina Wetin you fit do🤣🤣🤣

[OLUWADAMILARE 🦀🪖 @vibewithdammy1]

Make una come see wetin I wake up see for Friday morning 😂

[Davido @davido]

TELL EVERYBODY ft @leonthomas

Official video drops tomorrow at Noon ET / 5pm WAT 🔥let’s celebrate 🎉

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

See wetin Boniface dey do Newcastle defenders 😭😭

[NOHEEM💭 @muh_nahym]

@ComedyStone @AdedejiSeed @davido @AAdeleke_01 @STinubu From you wey Dey odogunyan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[NOHEEM💭 @muh_nahym]

@destiny_0975 Song title?

[NOHEEM💭 @muh_nahym]

@Anikingg @dammiedammie35 Una just grow Dey use old age mumu

[Tao Of Iperu💡🦅🖤🇳🇬 @TaoFeek182]

two gaposa students die, one paralyzed after taking laughing gas. 💔

saynotodrugs kings! 🙏🏿

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

IF YOU DON BROKE PATAPATA, RETWEET!!

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Pepe on the fight that broke out between Paredes & Gavi:

“Sergio called me after the game. He wasn’t happy watching Gavi being surrounded like that. He said it made him miss football. I told him, ‘Me too.’

[Manjul Vic🦅 @Manjulvic]

University Tuition fee was 18k they took it to over 100k

A Dollar was N400, they took it to over N1800

WAEC registration fee was 15-27k, they took it to over N80k

You could afford a decent self contained with 60k, not you can’t get one with 200k

TINUBU MUST GO⚠️‼️

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Moment Kidn@pped Oyo School Principal, Mrs. Alamu, Asked for Her Husband and Her Car Just Hours After Regaining Her Freedom🥹🥹