irfan 🍉

cat dad of 6, a happy husband to Jie and a man who loves to speak, emcee, and teach speaking. #IrfanBerEmcee

[irfan 🍉 @muhdirfanmn]

Hi everyone! I’m Irfan and I’d love to be a part of your wedding!

No, not on the pelamin (marah bini aku nanti) but if you’re looking for an emcee to complete the celebration of your beautiful day, I’m more than happy to help!
My rate is affordable and my smiles are generous🫶🏽

[Daniel @danieleskay]

It's Latin, Zhiddin. Gratis is Latin in this context. Not Belanda and not Indonesia. Orang paham je JPA guna kata Latin 'gratuiti' (ganjaran), akarnya gratiis.

Imigresen pun satu hal, apalah guna istilah undang-undang dalam hebahan umum. Tak ada pegawai perhubungan awam ke?

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

I went on a date once. He ordered us a traditional Chinese meal set and so naturally, there were lots of plates. At least 12.

While the waiter was trying to clean up the table after we were done eating, he accidentally spilt the a leftover soup. Some spilt on the table, but most of it spilt on him.

Instinctively, I said “oh dear! So sorry”. This man I was on a date with said sternly “why’re you telling him sorry? He’s doing his job and he’s making a mess of it!”

And I oooooow???

Are we doing fiim now???

I looked at him and he was staring daggers at this waiter, “go get a towel and clean this up!”, he bellowed.

In that moment, nothing had ever been clearer to me in this life. This one fit konk you in the head at an official function if you dropped a spoon.😂😂😂

Oh did I mention how half of the date was him boring me with talks about his “billionaire” Lagos father that owns half of everything in Lagos, and how he’s now striving to outdo his dad?

Either he had so much wealth, he’s lost basic human empathy or he’s committed to this persona… I didn’t stick around to find out. It could be me next.😩

[iman @__nmn169]

At this point, I don't care if Allah flip the earth because of what you all have been doing to the innocents. If you don't feel enraged watching this seriously you got something wrong with your akidah.

[Lynn Boylan 🍷📖🐾 @LNBDublin]

One day, everyone will always have been against this.

[Kit Klarenberg @KitKlarenberg]

This is the most important image of the 21st century to date. Study it. Never forgive. Never forget.

[Banner of Truth @bannerOfTroot]

@EthanLevins2 Hitler would be proud of the Israeli government. Literally no difference between the two....

[Praise @tufpraise]

How does a story like this generate zero headlines in Western media?

[‏ً @doudayev]

C’est la première fois dans l’histoire où on voit un criminel poster ses crimes de guerre sans avoir de répercussion

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

They are just demolishing all the structures on the land they plan to steal next. While the world watches and does nothing...

[Mads @europemaxxed]

how i imagine my childhood cat is doing in heaven

[Detectiveharam @detectiveharam]

CASE 4

18 CARS, 11 MILLION HOME, 120 MILLION FROZEN

It is alleged that Fakhruddin Abd Karim, in his capacity as the CEO of IKRAM Hulu Selangor, oversaw the mismanagement of zakat funds entrusted to the organization by Majlis Agama Islam dan Adat Istidat Melayu Perlis (MAIPs).

[New York Post @nypost]

Endangered polar bears and cubs could be legally killed by drilling projects in Alaska under proposed new rules https://t.co/RafHYHcJ8i

[📟 @sourskittlesz]

berapa ramai penerima zakat masuk penjara sebab terpaksa curi makanan untuk hidup and kau sedap bermewah bagi anak bini makan hak orang miskin

[SinarHarian @SinarOnline]

Tiga termasuk timbalan pengerusi NGO ditahan kes seleweng dana zakat RM230 juta

Dalam operasi tersebut, SPRM turut menyita 18 unit kenderaan mewah antaranya Porsche dan Mercedes selain hartanah bernilai kira-kira RM11 juta, pelbagai harta alih lain termasuk wang tunai serta jam tangan berjenama.

Foto SPRM

[FatihahJamhari @FatihahJamhari]

GISB songlap 24 juta pun bergegar Msia. Kita kena 100 kali ganda bising bila duit zakat diseleweng sampai ratusan juta. Gila ke apa? Semoga Allah laknat 7 keturunan

[Nostradaus @Fird_4u5]

Guys, cat adoption drive at AEON Big Wangsa Maju.
If you can't adopt, please share. Your repost might help them find a home. All adults, neutered, vaccinated, dewormed & flea free.
Small fee (consider it a good cause). Until Sunday only!

[💀 Adinda Gasolina ❤️‍🔥 @TheVenusDarling]

The fact that I'm seeing Al Jazeera report about this but none from local news outlets?!