maddy

“sometimes im crazy and sometimes im lazy”-GaTa

[maddy @muhlsteff]

i have like no twitter followers but i have a really good amount of instagram followers.. so basically nobody gives a fuck about what i have to say lol

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I built 100 wells in Africa to provide clean drinking water for up to 500,000 people! This is one of my favorite videos I’ve ever made 🥰 (all ad rev will go towards getting people in need water)

[Rep. Dan Bishop @RepDanBishop]

My team and I are reading through the omnibus bill today - all $1.7 trillion and 4,155 pages of it.

Follow along for some of the most egregious provisions in the bill ⬇️

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

This is Eliahana ‘Ellie’ Cruz Torres, 10 years old, and one of the 19 victims of the shooting in Uvalde, TX. Her family are desperately hoping that her father, who is incarcerated for a non violent drug offense, be granted temporary release so that he can attend her funeral.

[maddy @muhlsteff]

i would 100% watch a show of @KrisJenner showing us a bunch of places from her past and telling us stories #Kardashian

[Bunker is back @BunkerBack]

@SRCHicks Socialism at it’s finest

[maddy @muhlsteff]

this ending was nothing that we wanted.. it legit was everything we DIDNT WANT… #EUPHORIA

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

One of life’s simplest pleasures is opening a tin foiled wrapped sandwich by the pool or beach, throwing chips on it and cracking open a cold can of coke

[maddy @muhlsteff]

hey @ASOS where the hell is my package?? i tried to contact multiple times

[maddy @muhlsteff]

@RayAblack finally getting the praise he deserves with these netflix shows 🙌 ive been obsessed since degrassi

[maddy @muhlsteff]

@emilyyuyellz no, no i am not lol

[maddy @muhlsteff]

i always knew @KimKardashian was funny

[Emily Yellin @emilyyuyellz]

If megan fox wanted me to call her daddy, without hesitation I would.

[maddy @muhlsteff]

at first i was like wtf @DavidSpade? and now im like FUCK YEAH DAVID SPADE #BachelorInParadise

[maddy @muhlsteff]

i just saw a kid on tiktok call thigh high boots chuegy…FIRST OF ALL IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF THIGH HIGHS THEN YOUR TO DAMN YOUNG TO COMMENT ON THEM

[maddy @muhlsteff]

queue “bob saget roast”

[maddy @muhlsteff]

2008 was the last good year

[maddy @muhlsteff]

jk im sorry karl is the biggest bitch… aaron only is a small bitch

[maddy @muhlsteff]

aaron is a bitch @BacheloretteABC

[maddy @muhlsteff]

am i the only person who can get like 6 season deep in a show and have no idea what the main characters names are?